Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind

BA142

BA142

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"The past is certified as a finished product"

Not an amazing quote, but with what I was dealing with at the time it helped me a lot
 
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AMileHigh

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"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope,
which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." -Dr. Seuss
 
eye exaggerate

eye exaggerate

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...a french speaking person asks a question regarding smoking and nasal congestion on an english forum: "will I be able to breed deeper if I quit?"

True story :hump:
 
Psychedelic Breakfast

Psychedelic Breakfast

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Here's my favorite from dune

""Muad'Dib learned rapidly because his first training was in how to learn. And the first lesson of all was the basic trust that he could learn. It's shocking to find how many people do not believe they can learn, and how many more believe learning to be difficult."
 
RavenMochi

RavenMochi

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"I think I can hear a microwave on the other side of this wall, must be like a break room or something..." - me
"so what does that mean?" - heph
"we should be quiter.." - me
"oh...well...its your hit *hands over bong*...so...hit it quietly?" -heph
 
bud nugbong

bud nugbong

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"i used to work in a pepper factory, picking out flyshit with a boxing glove" -anonomous....i laughed for 10 mins when i heard a guy say this.
 
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spandy

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If we choose to exist purely in a reality of our own making, does that render us insane? And if it does, isn't that better than a life of despair?
 
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