Random Jabber Jibber thread

Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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mr sunshine said:
Roughly about 8years ago I was at my homie Caesars, we were chilling wuth these two little bad looking mexican bitches. We were drinking and eventually I made it into the room next door with one of the two bitches we were kicking it with. Were both a little tipsy, not drunk but we were drinking. We start making out she starts undressing, when all of a sudden she stops. I realize something caught her attention so I follow her line of vision untill I come across this massive piece of dog shit in the corner of the room. For some reason she ends up reaching for it , picks it up and asks me what it was. I told her it was chocolate, I dont know why. I fucked her so good after. A week later I ended up giving them a ride somewhere and her friend that was hanging out with us the night she grabbed the log was on her period. She was wearing a skirt and looking good but she smelled like period. It was disgusting but im not going to lie I got a chubb. That stinky blood was leaking out of her pussy and I kept breathing threw my nose.
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Lmao you know you're good when you can make me go
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Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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mr sunshine said:
Roughly about 8years ago I was at my homie Caesars, we were chilling with these two little bad looking mexican bitches. We were drinking and eventually I made it into the room next door with one of the two bitches we were kicking it with. We were both a little tipsy, not drunk but we were drinking. We start making out she starts undressing, when all of a sudden she stops. I realize something caught her attention so I follow her line of vision untill I come across this massive piece of dog shit in the corner of the room. For some reason she ends up reaching for it , picks it up and asks me what it was. I told her it was chocolate, I dont know why. I fucked her so good after. A week later I ended up giving them a ride somewhere and her friend that was hanging out with us the night she grabbed the log was on her period. She was wearing a skirt and looking good but she smelled like period. It was disgusting but im not going to lie I got a chubb. That stinky blood was leaking out of her pussy and I kept breathing threw my nose.
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God damn!!! Uber mensch or as they say in my land El Jefe Primer
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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So I took a whole pan of mac n cheese, walked to my smoking srea and am going to eat until I cannot stand.

I also have 3 tall cans of boneshaker ipa
And a fat spliff.

It might seem unhealthy and like I am a bad enpkoyee but my area is so clean and we arent cooking again until 530pm. I figured it was make love to a ungodly amount of pasta n cheese till then.

I will eat bison for dinner.

I have my whole nighg worked out. Should be done work by 10. Be drunk by 5pm

Still cant find waldo.

I think my boss called me fat. He saod I need the excercise when he saw me leaving.

Im hurt
 
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