Random Jabber Jibber thread

They need to fry this MF.
A firefighter’s marked car was burglarized by looters who decided to take advantage of the wildfires devastating California, officials revealed Sunday.

The unidentified firefighter’s wallet was stolen and his bank account drained while he directed firefighting crews in Santa Cruz County, Battalion Chief Mark Brunton of the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection told reporters Sunday.

"Get in the back of the car, watch your head (bam) oh sorry watch your head (bam) why do you keep doing that? Be careful (bam) oops sorry."
 
If you had to use one of these while performing your job you are badass and I'll have a beer waiting for you anytime you ask.
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9 Masturbation Secrets You Don’t Know About





1) Change the position you masturbate in.
You’ve likely masturbated in the same position now for years, so try switching it up. “If you are a stander, try laying on your back. If you like to sit, stand up,” says Dr. UC. “Changing positioning can improve your pelvic floor muscle resting tone, which can help improve the blood flow to your penis.” So changing up your masturbation positions won’t only feel good for the novelty, but it may also increase the strength of your erections.





No shit.. Wiggle around and thrash some, damn.:shock:
 

9 Masturbation Secrets You Don’t Know About





1) Change the position you masturbate in.
You’ve likely masturbated in the same position now for years, so try switching it up. “If you are a stander, try laying on your back. If you like to sit, stand up,” says Dr. UC. “Changing positioning can improve your pelvic floor muscle resting tone, which can help improve the blood flow to your penis.” So changing up your masturbation positions won’t only feel good for the novelty, but it may also increase the strength of your erections.





No shit.. Wiggle around and thrash some, damn.:shock:

Should be 8 more......you holding out?
 

9 Masturbation Secrets You Don’t Know About





1) Change the position you masturbate in.
You’ve likely masturbated in the same position now for years, so try switching it up. “If you are a stander, try laying on your back. If you like to sit, stand up,” says Dr. UC. “Changing positioning can improve your pelvic floor muscle resting tone, which can help improve the blood flow to your penis.” So changing up your masturbation positions won’t only feel good for the novelty, but it may also increase the strength of your erections.





No shit.. Wiggle around and thrash some, damn.:shock:

 
Should be 8 more......you holding out?
I posted their link.

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