DarkWeb
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How'd you fuck up your finger?
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How'd you fuck up your finger?
Gary Goodson
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Got my left hand ring finger caught the gear of one of the cement mixers we use for extraction. I was turning it by hand and went too hard with it. I actually felt it go crunch and immediately knew it wasn’t gonna be good. Cut it pretty bad and it’ swole up twice the size.
But the good news is, now I know how to get outta work for a few days with pay. All I gotta do is smash up a finger or 2 and I’m good! Lol jk Fuck that. Hurt like a mother fucker.
DarkWeb
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Damn that sucks.
Gary Goodson
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Yeah but I’ll be alright. I’ve had way worse injuries. It happened on Tuesday so it’s already feeling better.
DarkWeb
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Could've been your penis.
Chunky Stool
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tyler.durden
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I thought I had seen all of the Louis SNL opening monologues (both of them), but I somehow missed this one. He really is on another level, he reminds me of Pryor when it comes to walking us through his humorous, and ultimately poignant, anecdotes...
The Outdoorsman 101
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Wtf is prime day,amazon?
Gary Goodson
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Yeah, kinda like Black Friday for Amazon.
tyler.durden
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BudmanTX
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Howdy everyone, hope everyone is having a decent morning......
Noticed the next door the Perez family opened up there food trailer....wooohooo.....had some tamales and chilli this morning for breakfast with a fried egg on it.......well worth the $8
well woke up this morning wonder why it was so windy, come to find out we had a cold front move in, win gusts 25 to 30mpg, but talk about dropping the temp high today is only gonna be 75F today lowes tonight mid 50's......
well coffee is hot if anyone wants some......
Noticed the next door the Perez family opened up there food trailer....wooohooo.....had some tamales and chilli this morning for breakfast with a fried egg on it.......well worth the $8
well woke up this morning wonder why it was so windy, come to find out we had a cold front move in, win gusts 25 to 30mpg, but talk about dropping the temp high today is only gonna be 75F today lowes tonight mid 50's......
well coffee is hot if anyone wants some......
Metasynth
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His penis would’ve broken the cement mixer. Maybe you don’t know @Gary Goodson ... strongest dix this side of the Milky Way galaxy
lokie
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Laughing Grass
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I remember that song.
Diarrhea Song and Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha: The Timeless Classics – Playground Jungle
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DarkWeb
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insomnia65
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I must remember, giving oral to a.banana isn't porn.
Even if your into fruit and feel the fruit needs you to wear low cut tops and bikini bottoms.
insomnia65
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Beer or not beer that is the question