Jimski
Well-Known Member
Jokes to scar your soul with. I will start.
This is a great joke because, like any great joke, it takes an unexpected turn at the end that results in a spontainous laugh and then a strange look on the persons face as they actually think about what they laughed at.
Guy goes back to the bar he was at the night before and catches up with his friends:
" Guys check this out. last night I was way too drunk to drive so I just walked the train tracks home. On the way I came across a scene out of an old time movie. A beautiful woman was tied up on the tracks! Well I just rescued the lady and took her home and boys was she ever greatful. No matter what I asked her to do she never said no."
"Wow" says his best buddy. "Thats awesome. Was she a good lookin lady?"
Guy shakes his head and says " you know I never did find the head"
This is a great joke because, like any great joke, it takes an unexpected turn at the end that results in a spontainous laugh and then a strange look on the persons face as they actually think about what they laughed at.
Guy goes back to the bar he was at the night before and catches up with his friends:
" Guys check this out. last night I was way too drunk to drive so I just walked the train tracks home. On the way I came across a scene out of an old time movie. A beautiful woman was tied up on the tracks! Well I just rescued the lady and took her home and boys was she ever greatful. No matter what I asked her to do she never said no."
"Wow" says his best buddy. "Thats awesome. Was she a good lookin lady?"
Guy shakes his head and says " you know I never did find the head"
