Random Jabber Jibber thread

[ebgood]

Gym pussy, I bet it's slimy. why you trying to make me hard, bro?

 

[ANC]

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Shouldn't you still be in bed?
Not even 07:00 am yet there.

 

[ANC]

Lol, we get up after 5 in the morning. I go to bed with the chickens though.

P.S. it is a figure of speech, I don't have any chickens.

 

[Singlemalt]

Lol, we get up after 5 in the morning. I go to bed with the chickens though.

P.S. it is a figure of speech, I don't have any chickens.

You hate chickens

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Lol, we get up after 5 in the morning. I go to bed with the chickens though.

P.S. it is a figure of speech, I don't have any chickens.

Lol - And I was gonna ask what time chickens go to bed.

 

[srh88]

Lol - And I was gonna ask what time chickens go to bed.

Chickens don't sleep. They wait

 

[ANC]

Well, I did have a rooster as a pet when I was a kiddie.
Bliep was the best rooster ever... He went to live on the farm.

 

[neosapien]

…He went to live on the farm.

Lol, does that mean the same thing in South Africa as it does in America?

 

[ANC]

Normally it does I guess, But I went with the day we dropped him on the farm, what happened after that is anyone's guess.
There were lots of chickens running around... He was never supposed to be a rooster.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Well, I did have a rooster as a pet when I was a kiddie.
Bliep was the best rooster ever... He went to live on the farm.

That's what my Grandma said when my chicken disappeared too.

"He went to live on the farm"

 

[cannabineer]

Chickens don't sleep. They wait




























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[curious2garden]

Love the capture of his radiant energy in the photo, cold, @420God have you ever seen that much snow?

 

[ANC]

Unless your town has miles of open spaces where you can pile up the snow, it is game over.

The Blizzard of 1949

 

[cannabineer]

Unless your town has miles of open spaces where you can pile up the snow, it is game over.

Trouble is, those miles of open space are usually piled full of snow.

 

[420God]

Love the capture of his radiant energy in the photo, cold, @420God have you ever seen that much snow?

It's usually too cold here to get that much. Most I've seen was winter of 96, almost 25ft total.

 

[ANC]

It snows way on the top tip of the mountain here some winters normally only lasts a day or 3.
When I was a kid, it would rain for 6 weeks on end, then give you like 2 days break and start again, every fucking day in winter. We'd hang around the TV and watch Wimbledon or whatever you could kill time with.

 

[dstroy]

Yes and drink it rarely.

Psssh if by rarely you mean pounding a 2 liter during lunch then I’m ok with that

 

[BarnBuster]

Dang, must take a while in the makeup chair to make her look good

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-heather-locklear-arrest-20180226-story.html

 

[ANC]

Jesus give it a rest, she must be pushing 60 or something.
If I had that kind of money for that long I'd look like Burt Reynolds when he got old.