Random Jabber Jibber thread

[BarnBuster]

FYI
"Amazon's latest perk will be available not just for its Prime members but for all holiday shoppers this year. The online retailer announced that starting today, November 5, all US-based Amazon customers can get free shipping with no minimum purchase amount. While the perk lasts only for a "limited time," Amazon explains that the promotion will affect orders that arrive in time for the Christmas holiday."

 

[curious2garden]

i think that's where my perma-frown started...."oh, but it looks so good" "now aren't you happy we went?" "that wasn't so bad, was it?"..........
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no....no, it's fine.......

I a a stickler about pants.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I a a stickler about pants.

i never once refused to wear pants.....i have just thrown shirts i hated directly in the toilet. that was when i was sick of fighting about it, and she needed to know it

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

 

[neosapien]

When you go to the polls tomorrow don't forget to say "a salaam alaikum" to all the old white guys passing out flyers as you walk in.

 

[curious2garden]

When you go to the polls tomorrow don't forget to say "a salaam alaikum" to all the old white guys passing out flyers as you walk in.

What happens tomorrow?

 

[Blue Wizard]

What happens tomorrow?

 

[neosapien]

What happens tomorrow?

According to half the girls on my Facebook, tomorrow is when they defeat the evil Sith Lord and quit getting their pussies grabbed.

 

[SSGrower]

i think that's where my perma-frown started...."oh, but it looks so good" "now aren't you happy we went?" "that wasn't so bad, was it?"..........
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no....no, it's fine.......

The vest was his win the hair is what he's pissed about.

 

[ANC]

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

The vest was his win the hair is what he's pissed about.

she probably made him get it cut like that.....

 

[Chunky Stool]

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Our local trash company got one of those cool rolley cart tipping trucks & are steadily forcing everyone to get the carts for our houses.

My street looked like a crew held a Mardi Gras parade on it last night with trash literally strewn on every square foot - the fuckin bears just knock them over & empty them.

Even a 10 year old kid woudda seen that coming in the planning stages.

Idiots!

 

[BudmanTX]

Morning everyone.....

gotta love a nice foggy morning

coffee is ready.......

tomatoes got some new growth....interesting....

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Our local trash company got one of those cool rolley cart tipping trucks & are steadily forcing everyone to get the carts for our houses.

My street looked like a crew held a Mardi Gras parade on it last night with trash literally strewn on every square foot - the fuckin bears just knock them over & empty them.

Even a 10 year old kid woudda seen that coming in the planning stages.

Idiots!

because of the bears here, locking enclosures for trash cans and locking lids on dumpsters are mandatory....now if i could just get the idiot tenants to use the fucking locks......

 

[curious2garden]

According to half the girls on my Facebook, tomorrow is when they defeat the evil Sith Lord and quit getting their pussies grabbed.

Another terrible Star Wars movie then huh?

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Another terrible Star Wars movie then huh?

there's only been three good ones.....out of...ten? with more shit on the horizon.......

 

[curious2garden]

Thank you! I usually prefer enchilada Wednesday but this sounds particularly good today.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Here too - ADF&G will fine the crap out of you for leaving food/trash accessible (Like they say in BC, "A fed bear is a dead bear") and yet they give no option to the "Jellystone park lunchboxes" for the bears.

I reiterate, IDIOTS!

 

[cannabineer]

Our local trash company got one of those cool rolley cart tipping trucks & are steadily forcing everyone to get the carts for our houses.

My street looked like a crew held a Mardi Gras parade on it last night with trash literally strewn on every square foot - the fuckin bears just knock them over & empty them.

Even a 10 year old kid woudda seen that coming in the planning stages.

Idiots!

I wonder what special steps you took to make your bin "unbearable".

They sell notionally bear-proof wheelie bins, but my money is on the bear.