Random Jabber Jibber thread

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just when you think that the world is about as fucked up as it can get, and that your little corner of it can't get any worse....you see this shit...
https://www.knoxnews.com/story/ente...live-attraction-open-pigeon-forge/3068199002/
it is official, i live in the redneck, white trash, dumb ass capitol of America....or in the next town over, anyway....
you know you live with a bunch of mouth breathing rednecks, inbred hillbillies, trailer park white trash....but to build a fucking museum to honor white trashiness...to build a monument to mouth breathers...to build a fucking museum to an organization that has made millions off of the misfortunes of others, and down right lies and stupidity...well, i am just fucking revolted that this thing exists anywhere, i'm about fucking sick that it's going to be here, where i have to drive by the motherfucking monument to everything shitty in our society every time i go to the store...
 
just when you think that the world is about as fucked up as it can get, and that your little corner of it can't get any worse....you see this shit...
https://www.knoxnews.com/story/ente...live-attraction-open-pigeon-forge/3068199002/
it is official, i live in the redneck, white trash, dumb ass capitol of America....or in the next town over, anyway....
you know you live with a bunch of mouth breathing rednecks, inbred hillbillies, trailer park white trash....but to build a fucking museum to honor white trashiness...to build a monument to mouth breathers...to build a fucking museum to an organization that has made millions off of the misfortunes of others, and down right lies and stupidity...well, i am just fucking revolted that this thing exists anywhere, i'm about fucking sick that it's going to be here, where i have to drive by the motherfucking monument to everything shitty in our society every time i go to the store...

lol I feel the exact same way about chick fil a coming to Toronto this year.
 
just when you think that the world is about as fucked up as it can get, and that your little corner of it can't get any worse....you see this shit...
https://www.knoxnews.com/story/ente...live-attraction-open-pigeon-forge/3068199002/
it is official, i live in the redneck, white trash, dumb ass capitol of America....or in the next town over, anyway....
you know you live with a bunch of mouth breathing rednecks, inbred hillbillies, trailer park white trash....but to build a fucking museum to honor white trashiness...to build a monument to mouth breathers...to build a fucking museum to an organization that has made millions off of the misfortunes of others, and down right lies and stupidity...well, i am just fucking revolted that this thing exists anywhere, i'm about fucking sick that it's going to be here, where i have to drive by the motherfucking monument to everything shitty in our society every time i go to the store...
The Bat Boy exhibit has got to be fantastic ;)
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just when you think that the world is about as fucked up as it can get, and that your little corner of it can't get any worse....you see this shit...
https://www.knoxnews.com/story/ente...live-attraction-open-pigeon-forge/3068199002/
it is official, i live in the redneck, white trash, dumb ass capitol of America....or in the next town over, anyway....
you know you live with a bunch of mouth breathing rednecks, inbred hillbillies, trailer park white trash....but to build a fucking museum to honor white trashiness...to build a monument to mouth breathers...to build a fucking museum to an organization that has made millions off of the misfortunes of others, and down right lies and stupidity...well, i am just fucking revolted that this thing exists anywhere, i'm about fucking sick that it's going to be here, where i have to drive by the motherfucking monument to everything shitty in our society every time i go to the store...

It's for the " visitors " not the " locals" hell they don't expect locals to shop there. Besides rednecks don't read they just look at the pictures.


PS it's all fake news anyway...except for the alien anal probs....watch out the aliens cuz you know they like the butt stuff.
 
It's for the " visitors " not the " locals" hell they don't expect locals to shop there. Besides rednecks don't read they just look at the pictures.


PS it's all fake news anyway...except for the alien anal probs....watch out the aliens cuz you know they like the butt stuff.
i know who it's for....do you want a row of porta-potties in front of your house, because the visitors want them?
 
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