Random Jabber Jibber thread

[abalonehx]

Watch movie Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood 2019 on lookmovie in 1080p high definition

A faded television actor and his stunt double strive to achieve fame and success in the final years of Hollywood's Golden Age in 1969 Los Angeles.

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[lokie]

But they said my vegan cook book was out for delivery.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10214848712546569

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

is anyone else disturbed that we live in a society where this is believed by some people?
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fart-rape/
the fact that this made it to snopes to be confirmed/denied is a good indicator of how sad, stupid, and gullible most people are...
i've always wanted an arm to be mounted on top of every monitor sold, and if you are about to do something stupid enough online, it will knock you the fuck out....giving you an opportunity to rethink before you hit the enter key and commit your stupidity to the ages, and a knot on your forehead to remind you.

 

[Kushash]

When an elderly plane passenger fell ill mid-flight Tuesday, a courageous doctor with a stomach of steel rose to the occasion. Dr. Zhang Hong saved the man's life by spending 37 minutes sucking urine from his blocked bladder with nothing but a plastic tube and an empty wine bottle.

Doc saves passenger's life by sucking urine from his bladder for 37 minutes

THIS is the incredible moment a hero doctor saves an air passenger’s life by sucking urine from his bladder non-stop for 37 minutes mid-flight. Footage from on board a China Southern Airlines…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

When an elderly plane passenger fell ill mid-flight Tuesday, a courageous doctor with a stomach of steel rose to the occasion. Dr. Zhang Hong saved the man's life by spending 37 minutes sucking urine from his blocked bladder with nothing but a plastic tube and an empty wine bottle.

Doc saves passenger's life by sucking urine from his bladder for 37 minutes

THIS is the incredible moment a hero doctor saves an air passenger’s life by sucking urine from his bladder non-stop for 37 minutes mid-flight. Footage from on board a China Southern Airlines…

www.thesun.co.uk

...i would like to say something about the doctors heroism...but this is all i can think of....

 

[Kushash]

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...i would like to say something about the doctors heroism...but this is all i can think of....

That is freaking awesome, I remember LMAO the 1st time I heard that joke somewhere in the early 70's as a young teen.

 

[Singlemalt]

That is freaking awesome, I remember LMAO the 1st time I heard that joke somewhere in the early 70's as a young teen.

Back then it was the Lone Ranger who got bit and Tonto delivered the news. Earlier in the joke Tonto was grousing about it was always him having to do the schlepper work

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

pretty sure i remember both those versions, and one that had vampires...

 

[ANC]

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I’m down with fart rape you monkey mouthed motherfuckers! I was assuming it would be physical rape involving farts somehow though, and was pretty damn disappointed when I read that garbage.

 

[Metasynth]

I’m down with fart rape you monkey mouthed motherfuckers! I was assuming it would be physical rape involving farts somehow though, and was pretty damn disappointed when I read that garbage.

I envisioned a woman straddling a mans face, and farting into his mouth against his will.

 

[ANC]

when we were at school my friend whose birthday was the 20th, used to sit on his younger brother's head and fart.

 

[cannabineer]

when we were at school my friend whose birthday was the 20th, used to sit on his younger brother's head and fart.

Bonus topical points on a forum dedicated to FartTwenty or something

 

[BarnBuster]

Back then it was the Lone Ranger who got bit and Tonto delivered the news. Earlier in the joke Tonto was grousing about it was always him having to do the schlepper work

Makes me think of kemosabe which reminds me of Clayton. Anyone heard from him?

 

[The Outdoorsman 101]

FWIW this 20 year old Dell rocking Windows XP, that no longer supports chrome, doesn't allow most pictures to load. If you find me not liking your shit, it's not me.. Camera? haven't had one for years. Reverted to flip phones years ago. Went through a stint of paranoia with the GPS thing. Now I dont give a shit as i care for my elderly father, thinking bout grabbing a PCA cert as he gets worse.. but plan to photo if not just for food porn, dog pics etc.. I do feel good in public when I'm reading a book/ magazine and all the robots are glued to the phone like something important will sprout if you eye fuck it long enough. (dad fell again rebroke his shoulder, arm, neck) feel i'm using up some golden years caring for him, though know he deserves it ./ end rant/ update.

 

[lokie]

FWIW this 20 year old Dell rocking Windows XP, that no longer supports chrome, doesn't allow most pictures to load. If you find me not liking your shit, it's not me.. Camera? haven't had one for years. Reverted to flip phones years ago. Went through a stint of paranoia with the GPS thing. Now I dont give a shit as i care for my elderly father, thinking bout grabbing a PCA cert as he gets worse.. but plan to photo if not just for food porn, dog pics etc.. I do feel good in public when I'm reading a book/ magazine and all the robots are glued to the phone like something important will sprout if you eye fuck it long enough. (dad fell again rebroke his shoulder, arm, neck) feel i'm using up some golden years caring for him, though know he deserves it ./ end rant/ update.

 

[DustyDuke]

i grew up sneaking out of bed after midnight to watch monty python, fawlty towers, benny hill, the young ones on pbs. maybe that makes a difference...honestly, even when i was a kid, benny hill was only sort of funny, but monty python and fawlty towers were so good...then later on i found blackadder, black's books, absolutely fabulous, father ted...all favorites to this day....

When black books was on about 10 of us would get together and get drunk/high and laugh our heads off. The old drunk priest that just grunted in father ted was awesome.
Hale and Pace were also a favourite comedy duo of mine.
The best comedy show I’ve see in a while is called “Soul Mates”
Here’s a skit they do about cave men discovering things for the first time

 

[ANC]

When black books was on about 10 of us would get together and get drunk/high and laugh our heads off. The old drunk priest that just grunted in father ted was awesome.
Hale and Pace were also a favourite comedy duo of mine.
The best comedy show I’ve see in a while is called “Soul Mates”
Here’s a skit they do about cave men discovering things for the first time

OMG no

 

[raratt]

I guess I've put off shopping for thanksgiving about as long as I could so a commissary trip is in order today, oh joy.

 

[DustyDuke]

OMG no

Hahahahahahahaha