Random Jabber Jibber thread

BarnBuster said:
just goes to show how quick things turn to shit especially on a plague ship :(

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People fighting over ‘rotten’ food on coronavirus-stricken Grand Princess cruise: passenger

An elderly British woman on board the coronavirus-stricken cruise ship off the California coast groused over the conditions on board, where “stir-crazy” passengers fight over “rotten” food, accordi…
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Strange that the helicopter didn't land, I didn't see a helipad. You think it would be SOP that every cruise ship be required to have one for emergencies and what not. Maybe take away just one buffet space to make room, sorry fatties...
 
Chunky Stool said:
We are going to have a sunny day for a change!
Unfortunately that means yardwork.

I haven't scooped dog shit in at least a month.
And yesterday Mrs. Stool said the grass in the back yard looks "wavy" when it's windy.

That is not good... :?
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I have my own epidemic to control now -- the fucking mint has gotten into my yard.
Goddammit I knew this was going to happen!

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No time to waste you must imbibe mass quantities of Mint Juleps NOW, it's your only hope!

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Chunky Stool said:
We are going to have a sunny day for a change!
Unfortunately that means yardwork.

I haven't scooped dog shit in at least a month.
And yesterday Mrs. Stool said the grass in the back yard looks "wavy" when it's windy.

That is not good... :?
-- edit --
I have my own epidemic to control now -- the fucking mint has gotten into my yard.
Goddammit I knew this was going to happen!

fuck
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Thank you for the cheerful reminder. Been a long time. Bet I have a minefield for a backyard.
 
MICHI-CAN said:
Mojitos?
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I had never had mojitos until the lounge at the Stamford Grand offered 1 free entry for a Harley Davidson drawing with the purchase of one.

They had the bike parked over the bar. It was very nice.

In the next 2 months I probably drank enough mojitos to have paid cash for it. ;)

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raratt said:
They had that type of Monitor lizard on Guam, some crazy bastard caught one on the beach. He held it on top of a wooden picnic table and it started to shred the top of the table. My wife saw one by the side of the road when we first got on island, she said it was bigger than our dog, I thought she was just jet lagged at first.
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You ever see the Iguana's in Gitmo?
Those bastards will chase you & they're fkn fast!
 
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