Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Blue Wizard]

 

[jerryb73]

Hey sunshine, you may be right bout that sweep..lol lebrons triple double didn't mean shit to them.. lol it's like watching an allstar game..

 

[StonedFarmer]

Im out here gettin bitches tho
Who are you
Im out here gettin riches tho
Who are you
Im out here


Woot

 

[Gary Goodson]

Have y'all ever gone to the fridge to look for food and not find anything to eat? So then you go back a few minutes later and look again, but still, nothing. It's not like food is going to randomly appear out of nowhere.

Well guess what? It actually happened to me today! But with beer! I was thirsty and thought I sure could go for a beer. So I went to look and nothing. I go look again and BAM, two 40's are on the door!

 

[Singlemalt]

Perhaps Mrs. Goodson was playing "the beer fairy"?

 

[Chunky Stool]

Perhaps Mrs. Goodson was playing "the beer fairy"?

Gary has a beer fairy?

That's fucking awesome!

 

[Singlemalt]

Gary has a beer fairy?

That's fucking awesome!

No shit, we should all be so blessed

 

[Gary Goodson]

Perhaps Mrs. Goodson was playing "the beer fairy"?

Nah she isn't here right now. I was just being an idiot and didn't check the door. Hell, I didn't even know I could fit them on the door lol I must've been drunk when I put them there.

Or maybe there is a god and he felt sorry for my sober ass?

 

[mr sunshine]

Im out here gettin bitches tho
Who are you
Im out here gettin riches tho
Who are you
Im out here


Woot

What happend to your sancho, lebron james?

 

[Singlemalt]

Nah she isn't here right now. I was just being an idiot and didn't check the door. Hell, I didn't even know I could fit them on the door lol I must've been drunk when I put them there.

Or maybe there is a god and he felt sorry for my sober ass?

Nope, I believe in the beer fairy; she just didn't stick around. They suckered me with Santa, Easter and tooth fairy. Ain't no way I'll accept no beer fairy

 

[StonedFarmer]

What happend to your sancho, lebron james?

He is killing it homie, thw rest of the cavs are riding his coat tails

Lebron should be president

I would votr for him

 

[mr sunshine]

He is killing it homie, thw rest of the cavs are riding his coat tails

Lebron should be president

I would votr for him

He's actually playing pretty great, Durants just a way better player at this point in his career. Imo

 

[StonedFarmer]

He's actually playing pretty great, Durants just a way better player at this point in his career. Imo

Truth

 

[StonedFarmer]

Your mom is so fat it affects her self esteem
- hank hill

 

[mr sunshine]

Your mom is so fat it affects her self esteem
- hank hill

Your mom is so fat she puts bbq sauce on dicks. - mr sunshine

 

[StonedFarmer]

Your mom is so fat she puts bbq sauce on dicks. - mr sunshine

LoL

She cooks them first though!

 

[StonedFarmer]

 

[StonedFarmer]

Keep it up son keep it up son
You're doing alrighte
It is juwt a broke. Heart a dole queue. line

 

[StonedFarmer]

We have all been down
Its just the way life is
We have all worn frownz
Its juat the way life is
We have all been down
Not all kings were crowned

 

[StonedFarmer]

I stacked over 10k had a nap and now I am going to dance latsr tonight at the night club in town.