Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Chunky Stool]

My little electric humidifier couldn't keep up, so I improvised.

 

[ANC]

Put water in tub, let one side of that towel hang in the water and wick it up, point fan!

 

[ANC]

Does anybody need arresting?

I'm calling this bird Garry. Morning Garry!

 

[see4]

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Because we all know one hit on a marijuana cigarette leads straight to a mass murder.

#pennsylfuckingvania

Technically speaking, everyone is "banned" from purchasing a gun if they have a mmj license. The BATF form is fairly vague on the wording though.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Gooood Morning.

One day heat wave coming. All the way up to 25° today! Thursday and Friday look real sad.

 

[dstroy]

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Gooood Morning.

One day heat wave coming. All the way up to 25° today! Thursday and Friday look real sad.

Lol I see that, and raise you a snowstorm tomorrow.

6-10”

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Lol I see that, and raise you a snowstorm tomorrow.

6-10”

Please confine it to your location. Our 2" will be plenty, thanks!

 

[see4]

Please confine it to your location. Our 2" will be plenty, thanks!

Tell me about it.

Arrg! When will this terrible weather ever end!!

 

[tangerinegreen555]

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Arrg! When will this terrible weather ever end!!

Nice!

Except I hear they're experimenting with chemical warfare in your general location today.
Better stay indoors like me .

 

[see4]

Nice!

Except I hear they're experimenting with chemical warfare in your general location today.
Better stay indoors like me .

What tha!? Where'd you hear that?

I wouldn't be surprised. Arizona is by far the worst state I've lived in, tops the list of shittiest states in existence. People here are beyond fucking dumb.

 

[curious2garden]

What tha!? Where'd you hear that?

I wouldn't be surprised. Arizona is by far the worst state I've lived in, tops the list of shittiest states in existence. People here are beyond fucking dumb.

Don't move to Nevada!

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Don't move to Nevada!

Or Miami.
Or Anchoragua

 

[Gary Goodson]

@curious2garden I'm good. My phone is finally out of there lol I can receive and send calls but thats about it. I'm waiting for my upgrade(which is sometime this month) so I don't have to pay any extra money for it.

 

[curious2garden]

@curious2garden I'm good. My phone is finally out of there lol I can receive and send calls but thats about it. I'm waiting for my upgrade(which is sometime this month) so I don't have to pay any extra money for it.

Good to know. You've really had one helluva 2018 so far hun and you are in my thoughts.

 

[curious2garden]

Or Miami.
Or Anchoragua

Anchoragua? Do tell

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Anchoragua? Do tell

Common local colloquialism as in many places it is definitely 3rd world.

 

[dstroy]

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Arrg! When will this terrible weather ever end!!

 

[cannabineer]

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Arrg! When will this terrible weather ever end!!

I think it was Herb Caen who said " 'weather' is a term Californians reserve for the anomalies."

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[Metasynth]

Hmmm... 8 inch pounding... he looks like he can take it.

Why you lying, Stewart?