Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Fubard]

The sun is out,
The sky is blue.
That means there's
One thing to do

Slàinte mhòr, motherfuckers

 

[BarnBuster]

The pilots should be commended on getting that plane down and saving the lives of the remaining passagers.

Pilot was one of the first women to fly F/A-18's for the U.S. Navy.
https://www.popularmechanics.com/fl.../southwest-flight-1380-tammie-jo-shultz-f-18/

 

[tyler.durden]

uh, aisle seat please

"A female passenger, according to WCAU, was "partially sucked out" of the Boeing 373's window when the engine exploded and shrapnel from the engine smashed a window".

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/17/southwest-airlines-planes-engine-explodes-1-passenger-dead.html

Too soon?

 

[Indagrow]

Can you blame someone for being ignorant when they have no means to see another truth?

 

[Indagrow]

We always fly Delta to China on the 777-200er/lr and get seats 43a,b,c.

1. Limited recline, but the trade-off is nobody behind you kicking your seat.
2. Bathrooms are conveniently directly behind you.
3. The galley is directly behind you. The attendants tend to get you stuff fast when asked.
4. You're tucked in a corner of the plane and can make a habitat as such.

Seat guru lists them as a bad seat but seat guru obviously is a commie.

I'm going on a flight in two weeks for the sole purpose of fucking the new girl and joining the mike high club... So I need to find a plane that will get a mile up..be under 200 and get a seat near the loo (has to have a curtain in the back with the bathroom back there) I'm flying out of Boston I'm thinking of going to ball university in Illinois they have a huge orchid garden... What plane should I try to get on for the best experience?

 

[neosapien]

I'm going on a flight in two weeks for the sole purpose of fucking the new girl and joining the mike high club... So I need to find a plane that will get a mike up..be under 200 and get a seat near the galkt (has to have a curtain in the back with the bathroom back there) I'm flying out of Boston I'm thinking of going to ball university in Illinois they have a huge orchid garden... What plane should I try to get on for the best experience?

The bigger the better. Going from Boston to Illinois might not be anything but regional jets though. Which are small and pretty open. The plane and seats I described before are definitely what you would want. I thought numerous times about how I could totally fuck my wife, with ease, and nobody would know shit. But alas we had a 5 year old between us and my dreams were dashed.

 

[BarnBuster]

The bigger the better. Going from Boston to Illinois might not be anything but regional jets though. Which are small and pretty open. The plane and seats I described before are definitely what you would want. I thought numerous times about how I could totally fuck my wife, with ease, and nobody would know shit. But alas we had a 5 year old between us and my dreams were dashed.

that and the massively large penis might be hard to control/conceal...j/s

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Can you blame someone for being ignorant when they have no means to see another truth?

kinda

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I'm going on a flight in two weeks for the sole purpose of fucking the new girl and joining the mike high club... So I need to find a plane that will get a mile up..be under 200 and get a seat near the loo (has to have a curtain in the back with the bathroom back there) I'm flying out of Boston I'm thinking of going to ball university in Illinois they have a huge orchid garden... What plane should I try to get on for the best experience?

i wanna know who Mike is?

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I'm going on a flight in two weeks for the sole purpose of fucking the new girl and joining the mike high club... So I need to find a plane that will get a mile up..be under 200 and get a seat near the loo (has to have a curtain in the back with the bathroom back there) I'm flying out of Boston I'm thinking of going to ball university in Illinois they have a huge orchid garden... What plane should I try to get on for the best experience?

this one?

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

damn, i just realized thats barbie benton in the pic with Hef...omfg the teenage fantasies she starred in.....

 

[ANC]

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

i can't tell if that's coco crispies, or soup beans.....either way that dog gets to lick the bowl...eventually

 

[420God]

Rip, Avicii.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life...found-found-dead-oman-tim-bergling/536618002/

 

[curious2garden]

I'm going on a flight in two weeks for the sole purpose of fucking the new girl and joining the mike high club... So I need to find a plane that will get a mile up..be under 200 and get a seat near the loo (has to have a curtain in the back with the bathroom back there) I'm flying out of Boston I'm thinking of going to ball university in Illinois they have a huge orchid garden... What plane should I try to get on for the best experience?

Beechcraft King Air, get around 7,000, set your autopilot, put your seat back and enjoy! Just keep an eye on your instruments and you're golden. No need to 'go' anywhere you can take it up for a local and get your currency 3 in. Doing this during sunset is always nice.

 

[ebgood]

HAPPY 420 RIU!!

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Back atcha EB - hope you have a good one my friend.

 

[BarnBuster]

FML, pwned again



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[farmerfischer]

FML, pwned again

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[abalonehx]

Hey... Happy 420! Harvesting Big Sticky Buds!