Random Jabber Jibber thread

Oakiey said:
Good morning, feeling much better. Thanks for all thought.

I'm a brittle diabetic it don't take nothing to get me up to 500
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Years and years ago my dad an I where working in the yard on a hot day. We sat down to have a beer and roll one.....only a few sips of the beer and a toke or two later he started to slur bad like he chugged vodka.....I realized what was happening and called 911, got him water and walked (more like carried him) to a chair in the front next to the driveway. Probably very lucky I was there. I also told him if he wants me to do that again he better loose some weight....he's got probably almost 100 lbs on me.

Don't screw around with that @Oakiey get it under control bud.
 
curious2garden said:
I love your dedication.
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It is apparently voter fraud for me to ask to trade nudes for my vote. "Hey show me your tits and I'll vote for your guy!". But if I just ask I think other than some harmless sexual harassment it's OK.

On the other side…. There's been a Trump rally right down the street from my office every Saturday for a couple hours. There's a surprising amount of women there. It takes every ounce of my being and all of my self control to not roll down the window, honk and scream "Yeah, GO Trump gonna grab you by the pussy!"
 
I am obsessed with this young man. I've always loved the art of rap freestyle, i.e. making up rhymes spontaneously on the spot. But Harry takes it to a super human level - he not only incorporates words people throw him and makes up hooks for his freestyles, but expounds on the subject with word play, double entendres, puns, cadence changes, and incredible double time bars. I never thought rap would reach this level. He's also a former violinist and a great jazz drummer. He's also a really positive individual that exudes good vibes and love. For his Word Play Wednesdays he goes for at least 2 hours making thousands of dollars from his fans. Glad I lived long enough to witness this evolution. Enjoy!




Love to see unsuspecting Omegle folks go crazy from the skill -


 
Had a crazy 2 days, I didn't soak or rinse my Coco enough when I got it, I then mixed it with compost and perlite, I had two days of getting the pH in the runofff okay, my PH was low I then added PH up to the nutrient mix, I put too much PH up in so had to do it again, first noticed problem with ladies when leaves were curling and they were very dark green, fingers crossed now.
 
srh88 said:
When I was a real little kid I got a tick on my weiner and cried then my grandma took it off
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Don't remember much as a kid, just the bad crap, I remember once my nan was eating chocolate peanuts, and she would suck the chocolate off them, I remember saying no thank you when she offered me the peanuts, now I remember she probably offered me them for years and I accepted, what can I say I'm pretty slow haha.

She had no teeth either not that that really makes a difference.
 
who the heck brought this cold weather down here......sheesh....don't get me wrong feels good but still....

don't like my walnuts turning into peanuts as soon as I walk out the door.....

anywho.....high today is 49F, we're not even gonna hit 50 today....lows tonight will be in the lower 40's tonight, great thing I brought a few things inside....eh...

well just made a fresh pot here at the shop, so if you wanna warm up....

looks like I get to use my new gif I stole.....:twisted: or maybe not..
 
BudmanTX said:
who the heck brought this cold weather down here......sheesh....don't get me wrong feels good but still....

don't like my walnuts turning into peanuts as soon as I walk out the door.....

anywho.....high today is 49F, we're not even gonna hit 50 today....lows tonight will be in the lower 40's tonight, great thing I brought a few things inside....eh...

well just made a fresh pot here at the shop, so if you wanna warm up....

looks like I get to use my new gif I stole.....:twisted: or maybe not..
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We are having an ice storm and the power in half the town has been out all morning . Last week we were in the 90’s. Some weird shit like a hurricane in the Gulf and the cold air from Colorado hit in the middle here and now all the poor trees are breaking on power lines. Everyone is sitting around watching tree branches break.
 
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