Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[joe macclennan]

When i was a kid, Legos were like caltrops ... they taught us to wear something on our feet!

when I was a kid my ma always used to come in and kiss me gdnite after I went to sleep. I couldn't bear to think of it so i'd spread leggos all over the floor between my door and bed so she wouldn't come in.

Dunno whether this worked or not but I always got a smile @ the thought.


I was a bad kid

edit: sorry ma

 

[gioua]

Wifey called me about 3pm today.. worried.. stressing more like it.like sick to the stomach kinda sick... we were waiting on a small $ amount and it looks like it wont be appearing.. so she is kinda bummed was looking forward to getting some stuff paid up.. etc..

I am just getting up from my nap (thank you Medibles) and tell my son to go get the mail.. he comes back in with 2 letters.. One addressed to Wifey (bday card )from my folks.. and another addressed to our Family.. from my folks.. inside is 4 times the amount we were upset at not getting.. didnt even have time to worry.. or pray over it..

so I call wifey back 5 times no answer.. finally she calls back and I tell her the news.. .. twas a good day!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

When i was a kid, Legos were like caltrops ... they taught us to wear something on our feet!

Next visit to New Orleans, I will be spreading a large container on Bourbon street. Something about the way the trollops walk down Bourbon Street barefoot bothers me. An obvious tetanus breeding ground.


On an unrelated note... It's taco nite.

 

[cannabineer]

Make Lego necklaces that you can pull apart at need. Prepared for every contingency!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Lego's form circles now? What will those Danes think of next. Hey, CN, remember Fischer-Technik?

 

[cannabineer]

Lego's form circles now? What will those Danes think of next. Hey, CN, remember Fischer-Technik?

I came from one color-blotch on the map south. We had these.

 

[dirtsurfr]

When I was a kid I didn't have much in the way of conventional toys.
Like One day I had about 8' of string and a piece of beacon, I tied the bacon to the end of the string and set out on my mission.
We kept chickens and geese so I went to the coup and went fishing for geese.
One would pick it up and swallow the beacon a few mins. later the bacon would pass and drop to the ground were another goose would
pick it up and so on, It took all day but at days end I had 3-4 birds all lined up.
So I took the ends of the string and tied them together.
My Dad came home and I can still hear him laughing under his breath as he untied them.

 

[joe macclennan]

ever wonder how porcupines mate?

I do

 

[curious2garden]

ever wonder how porcupines mate?

I do

Just ask the hub

 

[curious2garden]

When I was a kid I didn't have much in the way of conventional toys.
Like One day I had about 8' of string and a piece of beacon, I tied the bacon to the end of the string and set out on my mission.
We kept chickens and geese so I went to the coup and went fishing for geese.
One would pick it up and swallow the beacon a few mins. later the bacon would pass and drop to the ground were another goose would
pick it up and so on, It took all day but at days end I had 3-4 birds all lined up.
So I took the ends of the string and tied them together.
My Dad came home and I can still hear him laughing under his breath as he untied them.

ROFLMAO!! I got the beat down by a goose when I was 4 lousy years old. That thing literally beat the shit out of me. They are mean ass mothers. Good for you!

 

[joe macclennan]

[video=youtube;7UC4SLsPQic]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UC4SLsPQic[/video]

 

[dux]

For shits sake,I have to be a borderline hillbilly.had no ice in the freezer so went out to bust off a couple icicles off the roof so we could have cocktails ....

 

[ebgood]

ever wonder how porcupines mate?

I do

I thought the male sticks his prick in the female

 

[ebgood]

ROFLMAO!! I got the beat down by a goose when I was 4 lousy years old. That thing literally beat the shit out of me. They are mean ass mothers. Good for you!

I can top that. I was assaulted by a swan 4 years ago. I thought geese were mean too till that day

 

[cannabineer]

 

[Singlemalt]

ever wonder how porcupines mate?

I do

Very carefully 'rimshot'

 

[Singlemalt]

[h=1]Burrito vending machine arrives in Los Angeles[/h] [h=2]The first-ever automated burrito dispenser is located in a 24-hour gas station in West Hollywood, Calif., and it will serve up your next meal in one minute.[/h]http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/burrito-vending-machine-arrives-los-angeles-article-1.1575453

 

[joe macclennan]

well, if this rendering is even close they have very long....err umm priks

The porcupine mating technique is apparently very successful; mated pairs of porcupines will engage in sexual activity on a daily basis, and not necessarily for reproductive purposes. Porcupines are similar to dolphins, bonobos and even humans in that they practice intercourse as a social activity that helps strengthen social bonds between individuals.
So if we ask the question “how do porcupines mate?” the answer is usually “very carefully”, but it seems the truth isn’t too far off, and their careful technique is effective enough that they can use it every day

 

[gioua]

just made a burrito with the ghost pepper salsa.. about 1 teaspoon worth of salsa.... DD's BF said he would eat some if I did.. but.. I cant put him out of his misery yet..
milk is on stand by..


oddly this is the 1st time I have been afraid to eat a burrito..


eta.. 15 mins later.. added another tablespoon.. this stuff has some heat but great flavor.. would say I have had hotter salsa..

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

just made a burrito with the ghost pepper salsa.. about 1 teaspoon worth of salsa.... DD's BF said he would eat some if I did.. but.. I cant put him out of his misery yet..
milk is on stand by..


oddly this is the 1st time I have been afraid to eat a burrito..




eta.. 15 mins later.. added another tablespoon.. this stuff has some heat but great flavor.. would say I have had hotter salsa..

You may feel the 'heat' again tomorrow.