I walked away fro the KB and figured I better come back and explain this shit...
...I hope the mods gimme some latitude with this adult stuff...
Anyway, I'm sure over half of us have got into it real fast and heavy; things get "slip[pery" and BAM, wrong turn....
..and 1/2 the time she gets p*$$ed and 1/2 the time she says leave it....
...I'm also sure you've ask "WTF" did that feel like? ...and the patented ans you get is "the same, almost"....
but that's with a woman with different parts/plumbing ...
...I've always wondered how it works for a dude in a similar situation....
...and yeah, this is in all seriousness...