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zugbug16

zugbug16

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a senile fungus said:
I know a doctor who would do a pelvic exam and smell the glove before removing it... He claimed it was an integral part of his assessment.

Smell can mean a lot.
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only if you are Portuguese. like my girl friend when I was 16. shewwee. but that went away after I threw up. good stuff Maynard. wish I was 16. she was smoken hot!
 
zugbug16

zugbug16

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zugbug16 said:
I am not kidding; that really did happen to me. I really needed to laugh. the touritts (sp?)guy was so fu@ funny I could not stop laughing. I want to tit fu@k her in the ass!! bitch, I love you funny as hell!! you hit me in the dick, fag!!
Oh and your answer to world peace sound really good to me. GOT HEAD?? CHECK PLEASE!!
on top of that , these damn fem seeds are to finicky. took me forever(40 seeds) to figure out how not to lose any if they even pop. thought I was loosing my mind; give me regs. and I look for males. NO HERMIES ALLOWED!!! HERMIES VERBOTEN!!!
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zugbug16 said:
I am not kidding; that really did happen to me. I really needed to laugh. the touritts (sp?)guy was so fu@ funny I could not stop laughing. I want to tit fu@k her in the ass!! bitch, I love you funny as hell!! you hit me in the dick, fag!!
Oh and your answer to world peace sound really good to me. GOT HEAD?? CHECK PLEASE!!
on top of that , these damn fem seeds are to finicky. took me forever(40 seeds) to figure out how not to lose any if they even pop. thought I was loosing my mind; give me regs. and I look for males. NO HERMIES ALLOWED!!! HERMIES VERBOTEN!!!
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I forgot to foot note it in my biography!
zugbug16 said:
I am not kidding; that really did happen to me. I really needed to laugh. the touritts (sp?)guy was so fu@ funny I could not stop laughing. I want to tit fu@k her in the ass!! bitch, I love you funny as hell!! you hit me in the dick, fag!!
Oh and your answer to world peace sound really good to me. GOT HEAD?? CHECK PLEASE!!
on top of that , these damn fem seeds are to finicky. took me forever(40 seeds) to figure out how not to lose any if they even pop. thought I was loosing my mind; give me regs. and I look for males. NO HERMIES ALLOWED!!! HERMIES VERBOTEN!!!
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zugbug16

zugbug16

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zugbug16 said:
I am not kidding; that really did happen to me. I really needed to laugh. the touritts (sp?)guy was so fu@ funny I could not stop laughing. I want to tit fu@k her in the ass!! bitch, I love you; funny as hell!! you hit me in the dick, fag!!
Oh and your answer to world peace sounds really good to me. GOT HEAD?? CHECK PLEASE!!
on top of that , these damn fem seeds are to finicky. took me forever(40 seeds) to figure out how not to lose any if they even pop. thought I was loosing my mind; give me regs. and I look for males. NO HERMIES ALLOWED!!! HERMIES VERBOTEN!!!
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can I like myself as well Pinworm?? footnote that as well??
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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a senile fungus said:
I know a doctor who would do a pelvic exam and smell the glove before removing it... He claimed it was an integral part of his assessment.

Smell can mean a lot.
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ok that sounds a little creepy, but it's so true.

one of my cats has a history if eating foreign objects. she was in real bad shape and barfing, what I found out was bile. the first vet I took her to was still training and had little experience. I pointed out that her vomit smelled like death, it was real horrible. she took her in the back, the cat, and explained how she had barfed again during a scan, but had nothing much else to add.

I wanted to say, "Did you fucking smell it?"

as it turns out my cat had eaten a rubber grommet and it was lodged in her duodenum at the opening of her stomach which had been sealed shut now for a number of days. an experienced, non-grossed-out vet would have keyed in on my comment and that smell. msu diagnosed and did surgery on my her the next day and she made it. that free-cat cost me three grand that day. you can't put a price on love, but i added that detail anyway...

always remember, smell it! lol
 
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Dyna Ryda

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abe supercro said:
ok that sounds a little creepy, but it's so true.

one of my cats has a history if eating foreign objects. she was in real bad shape and barfing, what I found out was bile. the first vet I took her to was still training and had little experience. I pointed out that her vomit smelled like death, it was real horrible. she took her in the back, the cat, and explained how she had barfed again during a scan, but had nothing much else to add.

I wanted to say, "Did you fucking smell it?"

as it turns out my cat had eaten a rubber grommet and it was lodged in her duodenum at the opening of her stomach which had been sealed shut now for a number of days. an experienced, non-grossed-out vet would have keyed in on my comment and that smell. msu diagnosed and did surgery on my her the next day and she made it. that free-cat cost me three grand that day. you can't put a price on love, but i added that detail anyway...

always remember, smell it! lol
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One of my ex-wife cats ate some tinsil from one of her scarfs. Blocked his stomach like yours, same thing, but it cost me about 3k and I brought home a dead cat. Buried it and planted a nice gardenia bush on top. No more cats in my house, just my dogs.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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a senile fungus said:
I know a doctor who would do a pelvic exam and smell the glove before removing it... He claimed it was an integral part of his assessment.

Smell can mean a lot.
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*faints dead away* OMG are you shitting me??? What a creep. How do you know? Did you see him do it? UHG! pelvics are bad enough now to worry about this….
 
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