Random Jibber Jabber Thread

qwizoking

qwizoking

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Haha
And you can also get an ar-15 at walmart
But i feel if your gonna get alcohol a "pharmacy" would be your best bet, though cvs and walgreens may have one they really arent a pharmacy, i dont really understand that being in the name
 
Unclebaldrick

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UncleBuck said:
so i'm on my way to get some beer just now, waiting to make a left at a red, when some SUV coming the other direction makes a wild right turn and throws a glass bottle out the window, shattering it. a few seconds later a car runs over said glass bottle.

light turns green, i make my left headed in the same direction as the other two. quarter mile down a cop flips a U-turn and starts traveling the same direction as me. so i flagged him down and pull into the parking lot with him, and guess what i see?

the SUV who threw the bottle, and the 4 door sedan that got a flat from it.

so i ratted him out.

then i sat there and waited. the look on those douchebag kids' faces as they came out of the circle K was priceless.

wrong to rat? right to rat? i don't really care. i was entertained.
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You are not wrong to rat out wanton assholery.
 
VTMi'kmaq

VTMi'kmaq

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BygonEra said:
My boyfriend drunkenly admitted to me last night for the second time that he's into the whole cuckold thing. I'm totally into that. How the fuck do I get that to happen?! :hump:
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the first response to this was done is such epic taste....i toast you .....................................now here's some unicorn farts for your trouble!unicorn farts.jpg
 
VTMi'kmaq

VTMi'kmaq

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that's nothing, the high school i graduated from had a smoking lounge for juniors and seniors who had parents permission. lmao, they shared it with faculty!
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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VTMi'kmaq said:
that's nothing, the high school i graduated from had a smoking lounge for juniors and seniors who had parents permission. lmao, they shared it with faculty!
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So did mine, but I had not yet stopped to consider how strange that was. I guess I got hung up on airplane smoking sections. But our faculty smoked in their offices.
 
VTMi'kmaq

VTMi'kmaq

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they taught a class called three democracies based on the greek govt.s from back in the pythagarium therom days, (i do realize i spell like shit atm, no coffee yet see) the teacher would ride my ass because he said (you got too much potential to watse on pot young man) i took his tobacco pipe from his desk in between lunch, before everyone went to smoke after eating i stuffed a gram and a half of lmabsbread i'd stolen from my stepfathers dresser drawer(top shelf left hand side under the cut up credit cards lol) then put a tiny bit of pipe tobacco on top.....waited..........fucker sat there the whole time on the bench puffin away like nothing had changed. From that day on, that teacher and i got along.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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VTMi'kmaq said:
they taught a class called three democracies based on the greek govt.s from back in the pythagarium therom days, (i do realize i spell like shit atm, no coffee yet see) the teacher would ride my ass because he said (you got too much potential to watse on pot young man) i took his tobacco pipe from his desk in between lunch, before everyone went to smoke after eating i stuffed a gram and a half of lmabsbread i'd stolen from my stepfathers dresser drawer(top shelf left hand side under the cut up credit cards lol) then put a tiny bit of pipe tobacco on top.....waited..........fucker sat there the whole time on the bench puffin away like nothing had changed. From that day on, that teacher and i got along.
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Coffee helps you spell? Or are you physically hitting the wrong keys?
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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But then again, my high school had a whole squad full of Springfield rifles all oiled and packed in the basement. Several people I knew brought guns to school as a show off. I brought a WWII saber once and carried it all over the place for a day. We got caught storing beer in the fridge of the yearbook darkroom and we admonished "not to drink it on school grounds".

Misty watercolor memories...
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Oh shit That horse is still wandering out here. He aint looking so great either, keeps stepping on a rope lasso around his neck. Not sure how he hasnt been caught yet.
Poor horse
 
Trousers

Trousers

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The Japanese do not have the equivalent of a $5 bill, so you get all this change then you walk down the street, jingle jingle and I could only pass one or two beer vending machines before I would buy one.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Unclebaldrick said:
So did mine, but I had not yet stopped to consider how strange that was. I guess I got hung up on airplane smoking sections. But our faculty smoked in their offices.
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Ah, smoking at work and in the airports, I miss that. I went to the Indy 500 for the first time a few years ago with some buddies that attend annually. It was the last year there for public smoking, and it was awesome: we smoked in lines, at every restaurant, and even in the stadium! I felt naughty, and I liked it. At my last corporate job, I was the Director of Sales for the East coast and had to make my rounds to over 30 hotels out there each year. Richmond VA is a smoker's paradise, you can still smoke at the AP, hotels, restaurants, etc.. I like that funky little city, I got laid there a lot...
 
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