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Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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sunni said:
otherwise its good
you get a dog im sure you know this, honestly, its slightly depressing they used very realistic dog whining noises
so basically anytime hes attacked you get to hear the horrific sounds of a dog being in pain

its not funny. kinda painful to hear
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Probably intentional to create that feeling. Makes you bond with the game dog emotionally.
 
Aeroknow

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sunni said:
otherwise its good
you get a dog im sure you know this, honestly, its slightly depressing they used very realistic dog whining noises
so basically anytime hes attacked you get to hear the horrific sounds of a dog being in pain

its not funny. kinda painful to hear
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One of my dogs, Bella wants to attack the tv screen everytime she sees or hears that german shepard:-D
 
april

april

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Hookabelly said:
I was scared to have a boy LOL I only had sisters… but I can tell you either one is great. Got one of each. You're gonna be fine. :mrgreen::peace:
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A mini male version of myself is a scary thought. ..lol
Did u have a gut feeling about gender?
I've already asked my guy about how to properly clean his junk...he died laughing lol
My guys never held a newborn...
 
Flaming Pie

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april said:
A mini male version of myself is a scary thought. ..lol
Did u have a gut feeling about gender?
I've already asked my guy about how to properly clean his junk...he died laughing lol
My guys never held a newborn...
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I was weirded out by the junk cleaning idea too.

Are you gonna circumcise?

The most awkward part is cleaning up their privates when they poop. You get over it tho.
 
qwizoking

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i have two twin 2year olds, and one 10months older almost 3 crawling on me like a jungle gym pretty much all day every day...
3 year old is kinda potty trained, had a blow out this morning. shit down both legs to his ankles right as i was about to leave the house. yea that greenish liquidy fucked off poop...that awkwardness goes away real quick. now they just some nasty fuckers. always sticky and slobbery
they oddly comforting though. i get told all the time, everyones surprised and says im a great dad. maybe one day ill actually have a kid thats MINE
 
april

april

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Flaming Pie said:
I was weirded out by the junk cleaning idea too.

Are you gonna circumcise?

The most awkward part is cleaning up their privates when they poop. You get over it tho.
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More worried about hurting him..or it lol yes we agreed to circumcise. .I bet cleaning baby poop from either gender is fun the first few times...so many little creases..what kind of diapers do u recommend? ? Ever try costco brand?

Did u breastfeed?
 
april

april

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qwizoking said:
i have two twin 2year olds, and one 10months older almost 3 crawling on me like a jungle gym pretty much all day every day...
3 year old is kinda potty trained, had a blow out this morning. shit down both legs to his ankles right as i was about to leave the house. yea that greenish liquidy fucked off poop...that awkwardness goes away real quick. now they just some nasty fuckers. always sticky and slobbery
they oddly comforting though. i get told all the time, everyones surprised and says im a great dad. maybe one day ill actually have a kid thats MINE
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Real dad's don't need to "father" their children. .u sound like a wonderful dad.
Lol blowout...I'm so excited..
 
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Flaming Pie

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april said:
More worried about hurting him..or it lol yes we agreed to circumcise. .I bet cleaning baby poop from either gender is fun the first few times...so many little creases..what kind of diapers do u recommend? ? Ever try costco brand?

Did u breastfeed?
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I breast fed for four months. Then my milk started to dry up. Probably from neglect on my part. You really have to wake up in the middle of the night and pump or production drops. PUMP AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. Your body will always make more milk.

The first couple weeks the baby will be drinking every hour. That is to encourage your milk to come in. Let the baby try to eat when ever he/she wants and it will increase the amount of milk you produce. You will feel a burning sensation in your breast and that means your milk is beginning to fill back in for another feed.

I haven't tried costco. I like pampers swaddlers. Nowadays I like the cruisers better.
 
Flaming Pie

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If the boy is circumcised you can't really hurt him. Just be quick about it and use gentle pressure. I imagine his little balls would protect his penis head from the majority of the poop. Just like the labia protects my girl. I kind of fold the wipe and slide it in there until it wipes clean.
 
Flaming Pie

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I knew alot about breast feeding but I didn't know how fast your body can produce milk. It literally starts filling back up once it is emptied and the emptier it is, the faster it fills.

Amazing stuff.
 
april

april

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Flaming Pie said:
I breast fed for four months. Then my milk started to dry up. Probably from neglect on my part. You really have to wake up in the middle of the night and pump or production drops. PUMP AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. Your body will always make more milk.

The first couple weeks the baby will be drinking every hour. That is to encourage your milk to come in. Let the baby try to eat when ever he/she wants and it will increase the amount of milk you produce. You will feel a burning sensation in your breast and that means your milk is beginning to fill back in for another feed.

I haven't tried costco. I like pampers swaddlers. Nowadays I like the cruisers better.
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Ya since my tatters are not huge I plan to pump like crazy...daddy needs to feed baby too lol but I guess baby decides if they want nipple or bottle. Does pumping /breastfeeding hurt? In regards to nipples..my guy can't even touch them as it is lol...
Everyone recommends pampers swaddlers. .is it the fit or absorbancy?
Did u have u placenta dried out and capsuled. .my sister in law said I should to get all the nutrients back to prevent post pardom depression. .
Did u get an epidural? ? Sorry so many questions just curious.
 
VTMi'kmaq

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Flaming Pie said:
If the boy is circumcised you can't really hurt him. Just be quick about it and use gentle pressure. I imagine his little balls would protect his penis head from the majority of the poop. Just like the labia protects my girl. I kind of fold the wipe and slide it in there until it wipes clean.
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I REALLLLLY didnt need that picture in my head but thatnkyou fine ladies for maiong my split pea soup come thru my nostrils lol lovely stuff ladies lovely! lol
 
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