Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[tyler.durden]

Is there a delivery charge? If so the driver usually gets most of that and i factor that into the tip. If not I'll give a couple extra. Delivering pizza sucks.

Edit.....also the place we order from knows us pretty well. They are very fast to deliver and alot of times will bring some free shit( 2 liter or some garlic bread or something) because we order alot and tip well. Usually five bucks if I've ordered $25 or more.

The delivery charge is like $3 or something, which was included in the price. I give these guys a LOT of business, but I've never received free anything. You tip $5 for pizza delivery? No wonder you get free shit! That's what I'd tip to a server at the restaurant for a wait person, not a delivery dude...

sure am glad i d

You gave him 1.50 or 5%

Right. They just raised the price of the pizza special. When I gave $30 previously the tip came out to $2.65, but it's not the delivery guy's fault they raised their prices...

Was this an old guy named Lionel at Pete's Pizza? I almost decked that fucker once when he did incorrect math and then verbally abused me due to his idiotic math error.

LOL! No, it was La Villa, best thin crust anywhere around me. You gotta try it next time your in town

I fucking hate tipping. Not that I begrudge them the $ but having to sit there and figure it out LOL Just wish the tip is included in the total price.

Also hate tip jars sitting there silently judging me...obnoxious. just figure it into my coffee, pizza, snack, whatever.

That's funny. Okay guys, thanks for the replies. I was being a cheap-ass, everyone on the web is saying at least 10%. I had no idea. I'm really generous to wait staff, I just didn't know delivery guys got that much. I will be doubling my tips for deliveries, that dude should have kicked me in the balls. Especially for my self-righteous attitude...

 

[curious2garden]

Turns out my dog is very skilled. He can eat off a fork, usually mine, sigh. Time for the annual worming, yeah tmi deal. I'm trimming a seed crop and I am smoked and drunk the only way to de-seed.

If I don't resurface by new years just ignore it I'm fine. That is all for now. I will update you as I progress.

 

[curious2garden]

Oops this goes with that! Arrange as necessary

 

[futant]

Turns out my dog is very skilled. He can eat off a fork, usually mine, sigh. Time for the annual worming, yeah tmi deal. I'm trimming a seed crop and I am smoked and drunk the only way to de-seed.

If I don't resurface by new years just ignore it I'm fine. That is all for now. I will update you as I progress.

More coffee or energy drinks and More screaming sativa smoke; hit it like a bulldozer, and a monk sweeping combined; it will pass.

 

[a senile fungus]

...

Hhehehehehehheee

You said your instead of you're! And you don't tip enough.

You're on the road to becoming the Grinch!

 

[tyler.durden]

Hhehehehehehheee

You said your instead of you're! And you don't tip enough.

You're on the road to becoming the Grinch!

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

Oops this goes with that! Arrange as necessary

reminds me of the time i had crabs i was able to trade two blind crabs for 1 with no teeth

 

[Unclebaldrick]

A 12" x 6" X 6" Jar with a giant picture of a cow on it with big letters saying: "IT'S NOT JUST FOR COWS!"

What the fuck does that even mean? I am feeling like it is something obvious but i just don't get it. Tips are not just for cows? Cow-tipping?

Yeah, ok, i got it.

Oh, Jesus why couldn't some state that isn't a total backwater cow-town legalize weed first? I guess it won't matter in the long run. Unless the economy improves dramatically causing everybody to get up in everybody else's ass again. Ya know, that's how prohibition ended. Hard economic times meant that people just didn't have the resources or energy to be all up in each other's business. Add the fact that the governments at all levels could no longer afford to allow individuals to snarf up all the payoffs and bingo.... Prohibition over. I hope that legal weed can spread it's tendrils deep enough into society to survive an economic up-turn that will make its tax contribution seem niggardly.

Hey, are these places not set up as non-profits? And, if so, does that not mean that they really have quite enough of a cash float to pay everybody a decent wage? And, if that is the case, is every dollar you put into the tip jar just not just really another dollar that upper management can siphon off for themselves. Fucking genius. The only cash flow in the whole fucking place totally off the record is the tip jar.

Fuck that.

When was the last time you tipped a street dealer an extra $5 because he actually gave you the proper weight.

whiney little ex-barrista bitches.

 

[Hookabelly]

I walked into a competing dispensary to buy some of their in house BHO (it's good and I am not a petty competitive fuck type of bud tender, there is enough business out there for everyone)
what I saw made me just about throw up in my mouth.
A 12" x 6" X 6" Jar with a giant picture of a cow on it with big letters saying: "IT'S NOT JUST FOR COWS!"
I did not tip and I will not return. How can any ASSHOLE reach into that jar and take tips at the end of the day and feel good about himself?

As it is I am in a constant fight with my coworkers replacing the "karma jar" post it note wrapped around our tiny tip jar, that I remove, at my dispensary.

Karma jar? why not just put "shame jar" on the post it. smh

 

[Unclebaldrick]

LOL! No, it was La Villa, best thin crust anywhere around me. You gotta try it next time your in town

Are you 100% sure that Lionel does not work for them? He is a total cunt.







Fucking Lionel.

 

[meristem]

I just looked at a tutorial. so compcliated. Is it mainly for professional use? I'd love to use that when remodeling our house but have zero architectural skills. To they have a version for dummies?

It's actually pretty intuitive - and great for fast.results with minimum headaches (imo)

Check out http://www.sketchup.com/learn/videos/58

 

[Singlemalt]

What the fuck does that even mean? I am feeling like it is something obvious but i just don't get it. Tips are not just for cows? Cow-tipping?

Yeah, ok, i got it.

Oh, Jesus why couldn't some state that isn't a total backwater cow-town legalize weed first? I guess it won't matter in the long run. Unless the economy improves dramatically causing everybody to get up in everybody else's ass again. Ya know, that's how prohibition ended. Hard economic times meant that people just didn't have the resources or energy to be all up in each other's business. Add the fact that the governments at all levels could no longer afford to allow individuals to snarf up all the payoffs and bingo.... Prohibition over. I hope that legal weed can spread it's tendrils deep enough into society to survive an economic up-turn that will make its tax contribution seem niggardly.

Hey, are these places not set up as non-profits? And, if so, does that not mean that they really have quite enough of a cash float to pay everybody a decent wage? And, if that is the case, is every dollar you put into the tip jar just not just really another dollar that upper management can siphon off for themselves. Fucking genius. The only cash flow in the whole fucking place totally off the record is the tip jar.

Fuck that.

When was the last time you tipped a street dealer an extra $5 because he actually gave you the proper weight.

whiney little ex-barrista bitches.

So now are hardware, shoe, electrical supply, etc stores going to have tip jars??? Fuck that

 

[Hookabelly]

It's actually pretty intuitive - and great for fast.results with minimum headaches (imo)

Check out http://www.sketchup.com/learn/videos/58

Remember you're talking with a girl=spatially challenged LOL. I can't even figure out how to do the shape thingy on the computer. I will pursue this shout as it seems like it will help w/ kitchen and bathroom remodels.

 

[Hookabelly]

So now are hardware, shoe, electrical supply, etc stores going to have tip jars??? Fuck that

Yeah, I'll give them a tip....."FUCK OFF"

 

[Hookabelly]

I want a tip for leaving a tip

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I want a tip for leaving a tip

here is your Tip(py)

 

[Unclebaldrick]

awful name, but I guess you had to be there.

For the record, I could have used Tip O'Neal - but who wants to see that?

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

when i see tip jars etc i just say or write and deposit Do not eat yellow snow or wait 20 mins after eating before swimming usually shuts them up fast.

 

[meristem]

Wish these northern lights would hurry up. Im gonna be outta weed by the 1st of the year and my two slowpokes are 4 more weeks. That'll leave me about a two week t-break whether I want one or not. Of course I could pace myself but that would require discipline..

 

[Nether Region]

There's a big tipper