Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[a senile fungus]

only if we can be best buds

No, I can't try to make you squirt.

We're the three best friends that anybody could have?

 

[Zig-Zag Blue]

Merry Christmas Hand Job from the sweetest guy I know.

 

[mr sunshine]

If shrimpboy is a rat how did he become the leader?

 

[meristem]

 

[meristem]

Yes!!! Fuck you you presumptuous fuck!

 

[OOBubblesOO]

There isn't enough coffee and cannabis in the world for this fucking day...

 

[Flaming Pie]

I feel like my head is gonna explode.

Fuck this shit.

Invention idea. Snot pillow. Keeps track of how much Snot drains out of your nose and mouth in cc/ml or ounces.

Feel productive even while prostrated in bed and share your records with your friends!

Tip your waiter and goodnight!

 

[Flaming Pie]

 

[abe supercro]

He got the job!!!!

Good stuff pie. Give the man a raise!

 

[Flaming Pie]

Good stuff pie. Give the man a raise!

He's happy. He told his work today and they were all like... can we convince you to stay? He was all like can you give me a 2.50 raise? They were like....

Then he was like...

Then they both were like ...

So they are giving him his vacation days in a check and having him work next week.

 

[Flaming Pie]

It worked and felt really weird.

 

[qwizoking]

ugh i feellike shit too. 4 norco helped and i jave a long night. havent crossed the new mex border yet

 

[Hookabelly]

LOL what is your stance on the gut tunnel?

do I even want to know what that is? LOL Lay it on me, what's a gut tunnel?

 

[mr sunshine]

I have a male. (Bag seed) gsc.. he's beautiful though. had him vegging outside .he's a little beat up but strong as fuck, It's pretty cold out there. I brought him in yesterday and noticed it was not a female. So I'm throwing this dude back out and surrounding him with ! Gg#4, sfv og, candyland, Tahoe og kush, green ribbon, sunshinedaydream, gdp, and blue cookie clones.. I'm excited.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Where's the broom?
I'm a bit OCD & somebody needs to sweep that shit up.

 

[OOBubblesOO]

 

[Hookabelly]

Where's the broom?
I'm a bit OCD & somebody needs to sweep that shit up.

I was gonna say... but then....well I'd sound like someone's mother. Much cooler when man on drift wood calls it out.

 

[meristem]

Hi dude! Did you tell GC to go fuck itself?

 

[meristem]

I was gonna say... but then....well I'd sound like someone's mother. Much cooler when man on drift wood calls it out.

Haha!

And I was gonna say, start using 3 gallon pots instead of those 2 gallon fuckers. Now Mr Sunshine gonna jump my sorry ass.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Hopefully there will be lube involved - otherwise it's gonna smart.