Random Jibber Jabber Thread

M'lady finally got home. Time to go grab 2 pint glasses and crack bottle of kentucky Bastard then a bottle of winey bastard.

Trying to only drink with dinner and not get drunk like normal. By now I should be half done a handle and had multiple strong beers.

*cool story bro*
 
Cooking is like my therapy.

Food is life.

^.^

Ive been trying to adapt this lifestyle over drugs n shit

It's working pretty good so far

Im finding the natural high in life from over eating lots of my favorite foods, to which I cook a good variety throughout the week

but yeah, would rather spend 2/3 on extra snacking food rather than 2/3 mmj over 1/3 snacks
 
how did he not break his glasses
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I dropped my business phone in the snow, fuck dude is taking to long to repair. Now I am in a cab with an impressionable teen trying to reup whilenlooking ok. She knows my business. Made 500$ before breakfast now just blew 300 on two phone repairs and whiskey to kill time.
 
why do people who are working 2 houses down think its okay to park their big ass ford f250s and take up my entire fucking driveway without asking
thats disrespectful
get the fuck off my property. youre not working at my house. you did not inform me you were coming, and you certainly didnt fucking ask if you could take up my goddamn driveway

so get the fuck off my lawn.
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why do people who are working 2 houses down think its okay to park their big ass ford f250s and take up my entire fucking driveway without asking
thats disrespectful
get the fuck off my property. youre not working at my house. you did not inform me you were coming, and you certainly didnt fucking ask if you could take up my goddamn driveway

so get the fuck off my lawn.
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Damn asians


"Listen ol man you don't want to fuck with us"
 
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