Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[tyler.durden]

Well then zig zag your little heart out

I just zig-zagged in my pants...

 

[Bublonichronic]

Just make sure not to zig when you should have zagged then your fucked, big time

 

[mr sunshine]

I've been exposing muthafuckers, a handful of advertisers hate me. I can't stand people trying to sell useless shit just to make money.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I thought "Boo" was our safe word.
WTF bro - givin up our secrets.

Sorry. I thought we had moved on to "manwich"

 

[The Outdoorsman]

 

[tyler.durden]

That was awesome. You gotta have some fun...

 

[RainbowBrite86]

I still have a few pages to go before I'm caught up in this threads, but I've been smoking and I cannot keep the explanations of in-laws straight. Even after reading them out loud several times. And..so....Sunni and April...you guys both got married?

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Unless you're from the South, this is about as complicated as the in-laws get. The spouses of your spouse's siblings are not your in-laws, they are the spouse of your in-law.

otherwise you could be an in-law of half the town. I mean, do you really think that your brother in-law's wife is your sister in-law and her parents are also your in-laws, so their other children are also your in-laws and their spouse's siblings are also your in-laws, who's parents would also be your in-laws? I would hate to do your Christmas shopping

omg. I can't follow this and it's turned into charts...

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Lol - back away from the charts girl.

 

[sunni]

I still have a few pages to go before I'm caught up in this threads, but I've been smoking and I cannot keep the explanations of in-laws straight. Even after reading them out loud several times. And..so....Sunni and April...you guys both got married?

Im married yes. cant speak for april dont wanna give out wrongful info

 

[mr sunshine]

 

[mr sunshine]

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[OOBubblesOO]

Bahahahaha omfg that's great. xD

I grew up on a farm and I have baled a few bales in my day.
That fucking killed me hahaha I don't even remember what I came here to post now.

 

[StonedFarmer]

It is sunday here, but it feels like a monday so I took initiative and changed all my clocks to represent Australian time.

I am pretty clever...

 

[OOBubblesOO]

 

[sunni]

i just wanted to let you guys know i made it out alive of the hello kitty baby section in amazon.

my wallet is a hell of a lot lighter though

the obsession continues. i can now feel no shame buying hello kitty stuff cause i have an excuse and thats my child.

 

[cannabineer]

I forget why I searched this up but don't want to waste it. Falling over sideways is imminent (klaxons).

This is cockweed. Y'all will probably know at once where this was supposed to go.

 

[OOBubblesOO]

I forget why I searched this up but don't want to waste it. Falling over sideways is imminent (klaxons).

This is cockweed. Y'all will probably know at once where this was supposed to go.

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[RainbowBrite86]

Im married yes. cant speak for april dont wanna give out wrongful info

Well, damn! Congratulations!!!