Random Jibber Jabber Thread

BarnBuster

BarnBuster

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mr sunshine said:
I was vacuuming my car at the 24 hour car wash and a cop parks behind me and runs my plates, I was annoyed. So I walk to the back of my car and this is the conversation we had .





me- what's the problem?
Cop- I'm just checking things out.
Cop- you washing the car huh?
Me - yup.
Cop- it's kinda late to be washing a car.
Me - is washing a car at 11:45 illegal?
Cop- no, you need to relax.
Me- you should go do your job.
Cop- this is my job.
Me - don't you have more important things to do instead of messing with someone at a 24 hour car wash?
Cop- yes, ummm it's not 24 hours.
Me- what time does it close?
Cop- I don't know.
Me- is it possible that it's open 24 hours?
Cop- no
Me- ok
Cop- I stopped because you might be trying to break into or steal something.
Me- since we're just making shit up, you might be selling drugs out of your cop car.
Me -your job is to protect and serve nobody hired you to prevent crime..your not a fucking superhero.





I turned around and kept washing my car..He drove off, my girlfriend said he looked sad. He was no older then 26 pussy ass racist white boy .
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he was checking out dat whip

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Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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srh88 said:
got my money back.. her dad is a really good guy. i didnt even wake up yet and i he came to my house. guess she told him, he tried to give me $8000, i told him i only wanted what was missing so i gave him back the difference and thats that
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That's what's up and you're a good man too. Other fucks would've kept the money and justified it by saying they deserve it because she stole from them.
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

Well-Known Member
srh88 said:
got my money back.. her dad is a really good guy. i didnt even wake up yet and he came to my house. guess she told him, he tried to give me $8000, i told him i only wanted what was missing so i gave him back the difference and thats that
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that's epic. you are incredibly fortunate that it got expedited so well, thank your lucky stars in this instance. now go blow that dough at the casino w @Aeroknow :cool:
 
srh88

srh88

Well-Known Member
abe supercro said:
that's epic. you are incredibly fortunate that it got expedited so well, thank your lucky stars in this instance. now go blow that dough at the casino w @Aeroknow :cool:
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lol no casino's for me.. i wouldnt mind a poker room though. but the money really wasnt even the problem, it was the act. nothing really to do but go get the rest of my shit i left in florida and completely cut ties.. think ill have a friend down there get all my stuff and ill just meet up with him whenever i can get down. dont even want to see her.
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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So last night was pretty good. I got drunk ate food at the persons house. Made a few bucks and then called a cab. Went to grab a roti brought riti home ate it while getting drunk.

O then k holed out and lost my phone tjll just now.

Now I was invited drinking with a few people but I have vodka here and really I want to be alone with the pill friends blasting while I clean
 
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