Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Had some pretty wicked opiate constapation, haven't gone an maybe 5-6 days so had a really bad impacted load that was way to painful to pass, so drank a bottle and a half of magnesius citrate and good God does that stuff work, been tetherd to to toilet all day so def cleaned me out, my only complaint is it didn't soften the "cap" of it all so still had to pass a large painfull turd before the water works...all in all tho I'm cleaned out n feelin great if you ever constspated grab the mag. citrate first
Is this why you've been so testy here lately? Really? A fucking WEEK?!? Dude your colon is singing dirges right now.

my only complaint is it didn't soften the "cap" of it all so still had to pass a large painfull turd before the water works...

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I woke up super early had my plans changed so walked to the coffee shop to meet a friend.

Just got home and made eggs bacon n bagel for two.

Now mushrooms and the ravine. The leaves are all finally in full effect for my silly weak psychonaut mind.

I should have got waffles for breakfast.

I have ruined my trip already. **sad sf**
 
I woke up super early had my plans changed so walked to the coffee shop to meet a friend.

Just got home and made eggs bacon n bagel for two.

Now mushrooms and the ravine. The leaves are all finally in full effect for my silly weak psychonaut mind.

I should have got waffles for breakfast.

I have ruined my trip already. **sad sf**

Who are you and what have you done with SF?
 
If they make you look pretty it's a women's pair


If they make you handsome it's a really good men's pair


It's strange it's a 'pair' of glasses I mean yeah it's two glasses but they come together it's not like you can get them separate that's a monocle

Same with a pair of pants, you can't buy one pant leg. So why isn't it a pair of shirts? Shirts have two arms like pants of two legs...


 
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