Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[WeedFreak78]

I put a rubberband around the handle to hold it just right because I had to use both hands to take a proper pic. The lighting is pretty poor so I held an led flashlight off to the side with one hand and took the pic with the other.

You're dedicated.

 

[srh88]

I put a rubberband around the handle to hold it just right because I had to use both hands to take a proper pic. The lighting is pretty poor so I held an led flashlight off to the side with one hand and took the pic with the other.

anything for the right shot..

 

[cannabineer]

When I was a kid, I had a Buffalo nickel that only had the buffalo side. The other side was a flex metal tiny water container. There was a pin hole by the buffalo's penis. You'd tell a friend, 'hey, look at this nickel' then squeeze the other side and the buffalo would pee in his face.

My fucking 4th grade teacher confiscated it and never gave it back. I hope she had fun with it. I never liked her anyway.

I absolutely love this place. Where else might I hear about insidious micobot buffalo hiding in fake legal tender so that they might spread their venom!? As they co-opt red-blooded Space Age American kids!

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

anything for the right shot..

She's a Matrix photographer.


Only much better at it than Keanu.

 

[Singlemalt]

anything for the right shot..

I am strangely aroused and thinking very dirty things

 

[Tim Fox]

anything for the right shot..

hardly bright enough to warrant that huge pedal over the lense,, and with such a nice camera you would think she would use an L series lense

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I am strangely aroused and thinking very dirty things

It's the leather and bare midriff isn't it.


(Ok, her body position doesn't hurt either)
That's what does it for me.

 

[BarnBuster]

 

[Gary Goodson]

Did y'all know they sell dildos on Amazon? Don't ask me how I know that.


Ok I tell ya anyway. I wanna play ding dong ditch, but without the ding. Just dong ditch. The rules are simple, you just throw dildos at people's doors. When they open it, they'll find a tasty little treat at their doorstep.

I wonder if they give discounts for buying dildos in bulk. Is that a thing? "Let me get a case of dildos sir"

 

[Blue Wizard]

Did y'all know they sell dildos on Amazon? Don't ask me how I know that.


Ok I tell ya anyway. I wanna play ding dong ditch, but without the ding. Just dong ditch. The rules are simple, you just throw dildos at people's doors. When they open it, they'll find a tasty little treat at their doorstep.

I wonder if they give discounts for buying dildos in bulk. Is that a thing? "Let me get a case of dildos sir"

No, no, no. Get more creative. Stick them under peoples windshield wipers at walmart, like you're passing out flyers or something.

 

[Gary Goodson]

No, no, no. Get more creative. Stick them under peoples windshield wipers at walmart, like your passing out flyers or something.

Oh well in that case, I could really take advantage of that. Have a logo printed on it with your phone number or website. Then folks would be like "wtf is this dildo doing on my windshield? Oh look honey, they're giving a 15% discount on oil changes at the local jiffy lube!"

 

[Blue Wizard]

Oh well I'm that case, I could really take advantage of that. Have a logo printed on it with your phone number or website. Then folks would be like "wtf is this dildo doing on my windshield? Oh look honey, they're giving a 15% discount on oil changes at the local stiffy lube!"

FIFY.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

FIFY.

Le mot juste.

 

[Blue Wizard]

Le mot juste.

 

[neosapien]

I fact checked Gary's claims on Amazon, in the name of science... It checks out. Found this though....

 

[curious2garden]

I fact checked Gary's claims on Amazon, in the name of science... It checks out. Found this though....

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Real Talk!

 

[cannabineer]

Real Talk!

agreed.

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[Gary Goodson]

 

[lokie]