Bear Country
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Sometimes thats not such a bad thing!!!!
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
~sigh~ and sometimes I really really miss the History and Military channels. cn
Bear Country
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I hear you there.....along with Nat Geo and travel....four of my favorites for sure
minnesmoker
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Wait, no Dexter? No Shameless?
Good thing you have your meds!
Good thing you have your meds!
RainbowBrite86
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Oh heck ya! I freaked out! I completely panicked when he kept saying my kids were doing this, playing here, etc. etc. Then I took the boys in and gave them brownies and milk and some old clothes to wear while the guy looked for their parents lol. To my knowledge he did not find them. He came to get them and him and some woman were talking about calling the police.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Will you know how this turns out? cn
<edit> tried repping your mothering, but it wants me to spread it.
hereshegrows
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Did it for ya, I even sent her three kisses on your behalf. Hope that's okay with you. lol
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
No worries. I'll send replacements. cn
Blowin' Smoke
Active Member
I hope your in your 90s lol
RainbowBrite86
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I will. I gave him my number and told him if they need a place to stay the night (you never know) they can stay here.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Sadly no. cn
UncleBuck
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your fascination with gay liberals and simultaneous hatred for gay liberals leads me to believe that you have some latent or repressed urges.
but hey, that's just the science talking.
Blowin' Smoke
Active Member
This explains the bears slow trudge to nowhere. lol
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
That, and my disarmament campaign. cn
greenswag
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Not sure if this is all fact, being the internet and all, but if it is that's pretty cool. Curtesy of a facebook post.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the "kicker":
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
AND...................:
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the "kicker":
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
AND...................:
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...