Random Jibber Jabber Thread

lokie said:
Internet gifs do not respect themselves let alone each other.
They do not have the common decency to ceremoniously bow.

I offer you a wink and a nod.:cool:
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Those are definitely some "nod"ules
 
lokie said:
i've noticed more Kmart automobiles lately.
You know the ones with the "blue light special" blue tinted headlights.
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My verdict is still out. I'm not sure if I like them or not.
I resist change.

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I hated discharge headlights when they first appeared in the late 90s. They dazzled me while I was driving. Then I bought a set for my truck. I love being behind them ... they paint the world white. This is a plain case of "I hate them on yours but I won't give mine up"
 
BarnBuster said:
dang...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/04/0...ling-15-foot-snake-in-florida-everglades.html

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Reminded me of this story just last week.

Missing Man Found in Belly of the Beast
There are 6 million ways to die, and this is one of the most brutal. According to multiple media outlets 25 year old Akbar Salubiro never returned home from harvesting palm oil on his family’s plantation. After a day, the village grew worried, and then the unthinkable happened. During a police search, they found a 23-foot python lying motionless in a ditch with clearly an over-stuffed stomach. They sliced the beast’s belly open and found Mr. Salubiro lifeless.

“People had heard cries from the palm grove the night before Akbar was found in the snake’s stomach,” Village secretary Salubiro Junaidi told the Jakarta Post. “When the snake was captured, the boots Akbar was wearing were clearly visible in the stomach of the snake.”

The snake, a reticulated pythons can grow to be six-times the size of the average human male. These snakes suffocate their victims before swallowing them whole, which was the fate of Salubiro.

http://www.inkedmag.com/g/video-snake-eats-man-whole/
 
GreatwhiteNorth said:
Reminded me of this story just last week.

Missing Man Found in Belly of the Beast
There are 6 million ways to die, and this is one of the most brutal. According to multiple media outlets 25 year old Akbar Salubiro never returned home from harvesting palm oil on his family’s plantation. After a day, the village grew worried, and then the unthinkable happened. During a police search, they found a 23-foot python lying motionless in a ditch with clearly an over-stuffed stomach. They sliced the beast’s belly open and found Mr. Salubiro lifeless.

“People had heard cries from the palm grove the night before Akbar was found in the snake’s stomach,” Village secretary Salubiro Junaidi told the Jakarta Post. “When the snake was captured, the boots Akbar was wearing were clearly visible in the stomach of the snake.”

The snake, a reticulated pythons can grow to be six-times the size of the average human male. These snakes suffocate their victims before swallowing them whole, which was the fate of Salubiro.

http://www.inkedmag.com/g/video-snake-eats-man-whole/
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ik, i read that and thought it was fake news but they had a vid of them cutting the guy out of the snake.
 
GreatwhiteNorth said:
Yeah, I had always heard that even the biggest snakes couldn't eat an adult human as our shoulders are too wide but apparently Mr. Salubiro was rather slight.

And I saw the vid but declined to post (or even watch).
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I watched it; had I not see them actually cut him out, I'd have thought it was fake too. He was still wearing his rubber knee boots. Was thinking whether the boots would fuck up the snake after a few weeks
 
BarnBuster said:
dang...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/04/0...ling-15-foot-snake-in-florida-everglades.html

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Reminded me of this story just last week.

Missing Man Found in Belly of the Beast
There are 6 million ways to die, and this is one of the most brutal. According to multiple media outlets 25 year old Akbar Salubiro never returned home from harvesting palm oil on his family’s plantation. After a day, the village grew worried, and then the unthinkable happened. During a police search, they found a 23-foot python lying motionless in a ditch with clearly an over-stuffed stomach. They sliced the beast’s belly open and found Mr. Salubiro lifeless.

“People had heard cries from the palm grove the night before Akbar was found in the snake’s stomach,” Village secretary Salubiro Junaidi told the Jakarta Post. “When the snake was captured, the boots Akbar was wearing were clearly visible in the stomach of the snake.”

The snake, a reticulated pythons can grow to be six-times the size of the average human male. These snakes suffocate their victims before swallowing them whole, which was the fate of Salubiro.

http://www.inkedmag.com/g/video-snake-eats-man-whole/
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shudders. I can't even fathom it. Thank you BB and GWN for giving me the heebie jeebies all morning.
 
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