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Skeet Kuhn Dough

Skeet Kuhn Dough

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ebgood said:
So im in the sunroom burnin 1 down. My chair is up against the window behind me. U know when u just feel a presence right? So i just turn around and this lil fucker is starin me down thru the shade. How does shit this cute grow to be so fn ugly

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I was out back smoking last night, got pretty drunk off of wine. Anyways, this freaking raccoon was under the house, and I'm telling it to fuck off. It was just so damn curious. Finally when I acted like I was about to get up it went back under the house to hide. But yeah, lots of critters out where I'm at, opossums included. I recorded an opossum and a coon sharing the dinner table out on the front porch as the cats watched them eat their food from their bowl. They all get along.
 
ebgood

ebgood

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Skeet Kuhn Dough said:
I was out back smoking last night, got pretty drunk off of wine. Anyways, this freaking raccoon was under the house, and I'm telling it to fuck off. It was just so damn curious. Finally when I acted like I was about to get up it went back under the house to hide. But yeah, lots of critters out where I'm at, opossums included. I recorded an opossum and a coon sharing the dinner table out on the front porch as the cats watched them eat their food from their bowl. They all get along.
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Yea ive had a few run ins with racoons but im not fightin them. I just dont like possums. They get the water hose
 
AKA Big Boss

AKA Big Boss

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shrxhky420 said:
Yeah, I was only messin. I used to do pest control and hated those fuckers. Raccoons too. Cute but angry little fuckers, barking and shit.
Got lucky, never had any skunks to mess with

SH420
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I love both. Opossums aren't too bad even here. They can be vicious but that's when they are cornered. That being said we have local outdoor cats and kittens so I won't hesitate to put down either racoons or opossum if I think they might harm the cats.
 
shrxhky420

shrxhky420

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AKA Big Boss said:
I love both. Opossums aren't too bad even here. They can be vicious but that's when they are cornered. That being said we have local outdoor cats and kittens so I won't hesitate to put down either racoons or opossum if I think they might harm the cats.
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We have 3 cats, we've had a few racoons come and visit, so far no incidents. Come to think of it, they haven't been around much...

SH420
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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ebgood said:
Nope. It inly lived cuz its a baby. Fuck possums for real. I like to consider myself an animal lover but there are a few creatures on the gp fuck that list. Possums are in that list
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I used to loath Opossum but after learning this little fun fact have decided that they really do "earn" their place in my little corner of the world.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/opossums-kill-ticks-inhibit-the-spread-of-lyme-disease/

Raccoons on the other hand can be very vicious - I raised one up from a baby & kept him for over a year until he became a 40 lb uncontrollable ball of teeth and claws.
And I have the scars to prove it.
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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I think a possum is living in a pine tree right outside my fence.

I put an old home made ladder under and against that tree, just to put it somewhere. I saw a possum climbing up it twice. I've been avoiding going near it lately. I also saw probably the same possum climbing up the inside of my fence one night like 3AM.

I was kind of afraid to get close and shoot a pic. I don't know what those fuckers will do. Probably run away but I didn't want to take a chance. It was gone in the morning.
 
srh88

srh88

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
I used to loath Opossum but after learning this little fun fact have decided that they really do "earn" their place in my little corner of the world.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/opossums-kill-ticks-inhibit-the-spread-of-lyme-disease/

Raccoons on the other hand can be very vicious - I raised one up from a baby & kept him for over a year until he became a 40 lb uncontrollable ball of teeth and claws.
And I have the scars to prove it.
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When I lived in Florida I had a wild kitty that lived under my volkswagon. I'd leave out bowls of dog food for it. One night I came home and seen another cat eating with my cat. I went up and pet it. It turned around and it was a bigass racoon. It just looked at me and kept eating the dog food with the wild kitty. They were friends. That was a cool raccoon. There was also possums in that yard. They were cool though. My dog hung out with them and ate ham and pizza
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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tangerinegreen555 said:
I think a possum is living in a pine tree right outside my fence.

I put an old home made ladder under and against that tree, just to put it somewhere. I saw a possum climbing up it twice. I've been avoiding going near it lately. I also saw probably the same possum climbing up the inside of my fence one night like 3AM.

I was kind of afraid to get close and shoot a pic. I don't know what those fuckers will do. Probably run away but I didn't want to take a chance. It was gone in the morning.
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They are really just pussies.
Corner one & it will look all mean & hissing - further provoked they simply fall down & look really dead. I've caught a couple of them bare handed so the kids could get a close up look.

That tail is a natural handle. :wink:
 
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