Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[SirGreenThumb]

when you have blue balls every object looks pretty fuckable

 

[charface]

Just rub it on the hole.

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Just rub it on the hole.

Need to spit on it first.

 

[charface]

Need to spit on it first.

No rush I got all night.

 

[tytheguy111]

Just pick something n fuck it already so you can focus.
Real blueballs hurt like a mother fucker.
Learned that in basic training then again with sporting round of dry humping

I heard that they tell you to jerk it when your on guard duty or on L.R.P. to keep you awake

But when I jerk it I get tired and a lil sleepy so I think that bullshit

 

[SirGreenThumb]

No rush I got all night.

Good thing it has a handle, good for leverage.

 

[SirGreenThumb]

I heard that they tell you to jerk it when your on guard duty or on L.R.P. to keep you awake

But when I jerk it I get tired and a lil sleepy so I think that bullshit

Loan repayment plan?

 

[charface]

I heard that they tell you to jerk it when your on guard duty or on L.R.P. to keep you awake

But when I jerk it I get tired and a lil sleepy so I think that bullshit

Definatly they would write you up for jerking it on your watch.
But I think almost all of us did.

 

[tytheguy111]

Loan repayment plan?

Actually it stands for long range patrol lmao

But when I have a loan I do feel the need to jerk it lol

 

[tytheguy111]

Definatly they would write you up for jerking it on your watch.
But I think almost all of us did.

Fuck I mean your out there on your own and your gazing off in the horizon with nothing to keep you entertained I whould jerk it too lol

 

[killemsoftly]

Fuck I mean your out there on your own and your gazing off in the horizon with nothing to keep you entertained I whould jerk it too lol

Careful Young Man, masturbation is only ok when it leads to procreation. I know this cause the pope told me.
Hey, ever notice how popes like to make other popes saints? Hmm, sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

 

[hexthat]

i got like 170-220 seeds, dude said they were indica afghani "purple kush", they are tiny seeds hope they come out like my "purple kush" clone ive been growing for years

 

[charface]

I love this dude.

 

[UncleBuck]

you never know how great couches are until you don't have them.

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

you never know how great couches are until you don't have them.

Vaginas too.

 

[UncleBuck]

Vaginas too.

i'm deeply sorry for your loss.

and i'm even more sorry that you don't realize how great vagina is when you are in it.

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

Never tried it but I'm sure it wins out over a mans anus.

Thanks anyway.

 

[UncleBuck]

Never tried it but I'm sure it wins out over a mans anus.

Thanks anyway.

awfully defensive for no reason. who are you trying to convince?

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

LOL, I didn't highlight it.

 

[UncleBuck]

LOL, I didn't highlight it.

then why did you even feel compelled to mention it?

no one said anything about man anus. i just felt sorry for your lack of appreciation for vagina and shared my condolences with you.