Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[ebgood]

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As dramatic as my night will get tonight. But I'm bkesed to be able to make it to this point.

And my signature. Don't everyone go out and look up my initials now.

u dont wanna see me in some uno!

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

u dont wanna see me in some uno!

Bruh my kid just won like 4 rounds ! I think he spiked my vodka...

 

[ebgood]

Bruh my kid just won like 4 rounds ! I think he spiked my vodka...

i wouldnt put it passed my kids

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

i wouldnt put it passed my kids

So your daughter decoded(I left this autocorrect *decided) to be a cat ?

I better sign off for a minute tho. Play with the family n stuff

 

[ebgood]

So your daughter decoded(I left this autocorrect *decided) to be a cat ?

I better sign off for a minute tho. Play with the family n stuff

nah shes been havin some eye issues for a few years and shes seen hella drs and finally today we found out the problem is she has fuckin cat eyes. dr said her eye muscles (cant remember what she called them) are abnormally strong for a human and it causes her irritation because they function like they should

oh and she sheds hair everyfuckinwhere

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

nah shes been havin some eye issues for a few years and shes seen hella drs and finally today we found out the problem is she has fuckin cat eyes. dr said her eye muscles (cant remember what she called them) are abnormally strong for a human and it causes her irritation because they function like they should

oh and she sheds hair everyfuckinwhere

Oh damn sorry to hear that. What did they say to remedy the situation?

 

[lahadaextranjera]

We had to write in fountain pen but I went to a Girls grammar school.

 

[Skuxx]

 

[ebgood]

Oh damn sorry to hear that. What did they say to remedy the situation?

lol ready??

clear eyes drops and regular sunglasses for when shes outside on sunny days

they said its rare but not serious. her vision is fine, whats happening is her pupils fight the contraction that happens when light changes. so like ya know if youre outside in the sun, ur pupils get smaller? well hers barely contract. like the brain is saying "bright light,contract' but the eyes are like "fuck you, i do what i wawnt".

so its a muscle issue but shes feels it as dryness burning, the eyedrops worked instantly. and i dunno if im wrong for this but i think this shits amazin! dr showed us a few tests they did on her. like i said her pupils dont contract right, well the other end is they overdialate, dramaticly. i shit u not this girl can see in complete fn darkness. me n the wifey lost it when we saw that shit. im still trippn on it, 1 because i dont know how after 10 yrs neither me or my girl noticed this shit and 2 because after 10 yrs i dunno how my daughter didnt notice this shit. but yea its kinda cool havin an xman in the house now. now we dont have to f ourselves up lookin for flashlights if the power goes out. babygirl can handle that shit

 

[Skuxx]

i may need bu$hleagers expertise, but i just took a solid blue shit..... wtf is that? shoulda snapped a pic

 

[Blue Wizard]

i may need bu$hleagers expertise, but i just took a solid blue shit..... wtf is that? shoulda snapped a pic

You mean blue shit isn't normal?

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[Growan]

We had to write in fountain pen but I went to a Girls grammar school.

I went to a girls grammar school too. Mostly at lunch times.
The boy's school I went to had a couple of classes they came down to and five versa.
I know I took that drama A level at the girl's school.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

I went to a girls grammar school too. Mostly at lunch times..

Lmao! Yes, there were always a few visitors loitering at lunch!

 

[Sand4x105]

Sitting chill looking at computer sheiot...
GF from across table says:
"Look, I have 420 in my Spam Folder"
Puff to that

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[Blue Wizard]

I'm tired and sore and don't want to get up to get something sweet to eat but I'm really craving something sweet. So I'm sitting here for like 30 minutes or so and I see a box of chocolate covered cherries out of the corner of my eye on the dresser.

My niece left them for me as an xmas gift while I was at work and now they're all gone lol.

 

[Sativied]

Super cute Savannah kitten:

 

[Skuxx]

Super cute Savannah kitten:
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it looks sad

 

[bu$hleaguer]

i may need bu$hleagers expertise, but i just took a solid blue shit..... wtf is that? shoulda snapped a pic

Sorry, you're on your own with that one.