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OOBubblesOO
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I made a new friend last night. 
Got a little tipsy and started to feel the itch for a cig, so I went out for a walk to see if any of the neighbors were out having one. This dude and his wife were outside having one and he gave me a cig.
We got to bullshitttin, told eachother our stories and shit.
Dude wound up asking me if I wanted to smoke a J and of course I was all for it. Went up to their appartment and met his bad ass dalmatian. I grew up on a farm and I have an inherent love for all abimals, and so that mafucka and I became friends instantly.
Went outside and smoked the J down. Thanked him and told him if he's ever bored to come over to my place and I'd beat his ass at some Super Smash Bros on the GameCube.
Told me I'd regret saying that, but we'll see just how much skill this dude's got haha.
Good morning mafuckas.
Got a little tipsy and started to feel the itch for a cig, so I went out for a walk to see if any of the neighbors were out having one. This dude and his wife were outside having one and he gave me a cig.
We got to bullshitttin, told eachother our stories and shit.
Dude wound up asking me if I wanted to smoke a J and of course I was all for it. Went up to their appartment and met his bad ass dalmatian. I grew up on a farm and I have an inherent love for all abimals, and so that mafucka and I became friends instantly.
Went outside and smoked the J down. Thanked him and told him if he's ever bored to come over to my place and I'd beat his ass at some Super Smash Bros on the GameCube.
Told me I'd regret saying that, but we'll see just how much skill this dude's got haha.
Good morning mafuckas.
UncleBuck
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one of the first things i do every morning is operate a skillsaw above my head while standing on a wobbly plank supported across two ladders, before removing a 100 pound window in order to install a 250 pound window.
looks like i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Singlemalt
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Cuz they are too stupid to know good from bad
Pinworm
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Plus they can't even afford to cut their hair.
and bunnies and puppies and eat French fries well mostly my husband ate mine :/ oh and I got cotton candy
OOBubblesOO
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I can like posts now.
Yessica...
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Your dog has an account here? CRAZY!
Indagrow
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Jealousy is an ugly shade
Yessica...
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WAT? I was being silly. I’m not a rehtard, very obvi you were talking about your girl.
Relax buddy, you know I have a crush on your girl already!
Pinworm
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Are we enemies of the state? or idealist bourgeoisie? I'll get this one. Put it on my card. I get frequent flyer miles, and a booklet of upgrades, so that the next time I visit the third world I won't have to fly second class.....The people's revolution.......... it's gonna be a podcast...
qwizoking
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ahh shit.
i was posed to go bang number 6? (i forget who correlates to which number) but i got barred out and forgot...well she texted at like noon and i didnt feel like it so didnt rrspond at the time..then i forgot.
so now i get a voicemail of her crying. im not sure what to do, like shes never been in my place, my friends have never seen this particular girl, i usually tell her she cant come in and we go a couple rounds in my car. i like her alot but at the same time i dont. like i aint gonna make out with that chick and enjoy it but people who have seen her say shes fine, she looks like kristin kreuks twin but with tits and ass
so im trying to figure out how to resolve this issue.
1. how to make it up to her, besides just giving dick
2. should i just get over it and tell jer to get to steppin...or make her the one and only
3. just put her in one of my apts and keep it stocked?
ugh idk i might have to go to her place tomorrow and do the deed
i was posed to go bang number 6? (i forget who correlates to which number) but i got barred out and forgot...well she texted at like noon and i didnt feel like it so didnt rrspond at the time..then i forgot.
so now i get a voicemail of her crying. im not sure what to do, like shes never been in my place, my friends have never seen this particular girl, i usually tell her she cant come in and we go a couple rounds in my car. i like her alot but at the same time i dont. like i aint gonna make out with that chick and enjoy it but people who have seen her say shes fine, she looks like kristin kreuks twin but with tits and ass
so im trying to figure out how to resolve this issue.
1. how to make it up to her, besides just giving dick
2. should i just get over it and tell jer to get to steppin...or make her the one and only
3. just put her in one of my apts and keep it stocked?
ugh idk i might have to go to her place tomorrow and do the deed
OOBubblesOO
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Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Bacon.
Singlemalt
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First world problems; unless of course you are a 3rd world military dictatorship
Fungus Gnat
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I'm Eritrea and I still have this problem.
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