Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[PeyoteReligion]

yep, snuck a couple grams through airport security in my fifth pocket.

and one of my clients offered me a hookup through his friend in homestead, which is about an hour south of here.

for the record, "fifth pocket" is not slang for my anus.

Dang, you had me all excited for a second.

Ive snuck hash before, more bang for the buck and whatnot.

 

[Trolling]

yep, snuck a couple grams through airport security in my fifth pocket.

and one of my clients offered me a hookup through his friend in homestead, which is about an hour south of here.

for the record, "fifth pocket" is not slang for my anus.

Should try some of our famous crippy while you're down here, not sure if you've heard of it but it's some refreshing stuff.

 

[UncleBuck]

Dang, you had me all excited for a second.

Ive snuck hash before, more bang for the buck and whatnot.

there was some bang for the buck, but she was kinda tired after all the flying we had to do to get here

 

[PeyoteReligion]

i lived in a part of NJ similar to boston as a kid, and the muggy summers were a bitch. worse than AZ.

at least in AZ it feels good when it finally drops below 100 again. 98 degrees at 4 am feels downright nice.

When I was in AZ it was because I got sent for "boot camp" when I was 16 for being a bad kid. It was up in some godforsaken mountain 40 miles from the closest town. We stayed in 20 man military tents and did legit military training boot camp, run by current and former army and marines. It was miserable on some days the heat saved your ass, they would get a call in the middle of drill saying they had to stop and we had to hydrate for an hour. But I look back at it as a good experience, kinda fun now that I look back. Best part was the first night you arrive, right off the bus they made us hydrate until we puked water. Shit was tight.

 

[UncleBuck]

Should try some of our famous crippy while you're down here, not sure if you've heard of it but it's some refreshing stuff.

you said you lived near brandon, right?

in 3.5 hours you could be in palm beach, smoking buck's weed. think about it.

 

[UncleBuck]

When I was in AZ it was because I got sent for "boot camp" when I was 16 for being a bad kid. It was up in some godforsaken mountain 40 miles from the closest town. We stayed in 20 man military tents and did legit military training boot camp, run by current and former army and marines. It was miserable on some days the heat saved your ass, they would get a call in the middle of drill saying they had to stop and we had to hydrate for an hour. But I look back at it as a good experience, kinda fun now that I look back. Best part was the first night you arrive, right off the bus they made us hydrate until we puked water. Shit was tight.

i was gonna 'like' this post until the water thing was mentioned.

excessive water intake kills more people in a year than pot does over eternity!

glad to see you got through it all.

 

[wormdrive66]

yep, snuck a couple grams through airport security in my fifth pocket.



for the record, "fifth pocket" is not slang for my anus.

Everyone knows thats the Jailhouse Wallet.

 

[Trolling]

you said you lived near brandon, right?

in 3.5 hours you could be in palm beach, smoking buck's weed. think about it.

Damn you have a good memory for an old man lol, yeah it's Brandon but biking to Palm Beach would be a challenge.

 

[wormdrive66]

Everyone knows thats the Jailhouse Wallet.

Speaking of Jailhouse Wallets, I wonder how FDD is holding up? lol Too soon?

 

[PeyoteReligion]

i was gonna 'like' this post until the water thing was mentioned.

excessive water intake kills more people in a year than pot does over eternity!

glad to see you got through it all.

The whole damn thing was borderline abusive. Worst part was there was 12 yr old kids there. I was 16 with pretty thick skin. There were kids pissing their cots. It was character building to say the least. They treated us like adults in real boot camp. I have no idea how they got away with that shit. I wouldn't be surprised if they got sued and shut down by now. Thing was you legally signed your kids over to them while they were there.

Hilarious side note: there was a kid there who we called Eds because he couldn't spell his first name. The dumb fuck huffed the fumes off of one of those tiki yard torches and liked how it felt, so he decides to drink the shit! Fucking genius from Mississippi. Dude was fucking writhing.

 

[srh88]

you said you lived near brandon, right?

in 3.5 hours you could be in palm beach, smoking buck's weed. think about it.

what strain is it, i live couple hours away and we just got like retardedly flooded with "purple headband" lol everyone i call to smoke has it

 

[UncleBuck]

The whole damn thing was borderline abusive. Worst part was there was 12 yr old kids there. I was 16 with pretty thick skin. There were kids pissing their cots. It was character building to say the least. They treated us like adults in real boot camp. I have no idea how they got away with that shit. I wouldn't be surprised if they got sued and shut down by now. Thing was you legally signed your kids over to them while they were there.

Hilarious side note: there was a kid there who we called Eds because he couldn't spell his first name. The dumb fuck huffed the fumes off of one of those tiki yard torches and liked how it felt, so he decides to drink the shit! Fucking genius from Mississippi. Dude was fucking writhing.

just leave it to a mississippian!

they'll get-r-done!

what strain is it, i live couple hours away and we just got like retardedly flooded with "purple headband" lol everyone i call to smoke has it

it's an unknown strain, grows leggy like a sativa but finishses quick with dense nugs. decent high but not overwhelming.

i was just being facetious, i don't really have enough to share with anyone besides my wife and bro in law.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

...i was just being facetious...

Being facetious is like a hobby of mine. My friends hate it.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Speaking of Jailhouse Wallets, I wonder how FDD is holding up? lol Too soon?

Haha. Nah. Fuck him.

 

[giggles26]

Wow what a trip that was......

 

[Dr. Cannabliss]

I beat off everywhere I see an opportunity. =D

It has got to be done!

 

[sunni]

i am so excited to have the gang over tonight!!! Iget to play house wife dinner party ! ^_^

Wooohwee, tonight is marinated assorted olives, hummas and veggies and crackers, cranberry vegan "cream cheese" and spinach pinwheels on whole wheat tortillas and roasted redpepper vegan "cream cheese" spread chives spinach pinewheels on a garlic and pesto tortilla . and sangria ^_^ oh and balsamic vinegar chips

 

[slowbus]

i am so excited to have the gang over tonight!!! Iget to play house wife dinner party ! ^_^

Wooohwee, tonight is marinated assorted olives, hummas and veggies and crackers, cranberry vegan "cream cheese" and spinach pinwheels on whole wheat tortillas and roasted redpepper vegan "cream cheese" spread chives spinach pinewheels on a garlic and pesto tortilla . and sangria ^_^ oh and balsamic vinegar chips

I would have to hit McDonalds before I showed up there.lol

 

[wormdrive66]

I would have to hit McDonalds before I showed up there.lol

Or fill my pocket with cooked Carne Asada and Sour Cream.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Just had a car full of people sniffing at the traffic lights next to me, including the driver. Probably coke, maybe MDMA IDK. What the fuck is wrong with people? It's carnival weekend here but still. I sped off.