Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[see4]

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

BEARDO, mon back.

 

[gioua]

4:20!! and lit

 

[gioua]

seriously... wth

 

[Hydrotech364]

Time for Homeland Security and the TSA to GO!

 

[WeedKillsBrainCells]

Time for Homeland Security and the TSA to GO!

I wanted to see the only person I've ever cared for and got stopped twice and deported. Haven't seen her in 3 years and it kills me more each day, u can imagine my feelings for them. Being white English and no record doesn't help when the guys randomly asking questions on your drug use just to get u deported. Nice people

 

[minnesmoker]

I wanted to see the only person I've ever cared for and got stopped twice and deported. Haven't seen her in 3 years and it kills me more each day, u can imagine my feelings for them. Being white English and no record doesn't help when the guys randomly asking questions on your drug use just to get u deported. Nice people

Aren't you the guy that hoped someone posting about buying drugs on the internet gets arrested, sent to prison, and raped?
Yep, here we go:

whos got good L on there?

How about you keep the rest of the internet out of your felonys faggot

Yeah I can tell that by you posting casually about buying drugs online like a fucking retard because you're too inept to do it on your own, hope bubba spreads your cheeks real wide

Yet, you tried to smuggle drugs into our beloved United States of America, probably to pollute our youth, so that you could take advantage of them, and then flee back to your own country!

Shoulda' sent you to prison, to be gang raped, I guess.

(And, you're a bigot.)

 

[srh88]

Aren't you the guy that hoped someone posting about buying drugs on the internet gets arrested, sent to prison, and raped?
Yep, here we go:








Yet, you tried to smuggle drugs into our beloved United States of America, probably to pollute our youth, so that you could take advantage of them, and then flee back to your own country!

Shoulda' sent you to prison, to be gang raped, I guess.

(And, you're a bigot.)

you just know hes a piece of shit, because she wont go visit him

 

[minnesmoker]

Just curious why he thinks someone who's not been arrested deserves an ass raping, but, he "mr. clean" was into the shit enough that he was detained and deported... He calls for a lot of people to be murdered, tortured, or raped... But doesn't seem to realize he's already in the group he's calling on being punished...

 

[hempyninja309]

Today I shaved for the first time in like two weeks. My face is soo smooth I cant stop touching/petting it. I think it is starting to interfere with my daily activities. But its soooooo smooth!!!!

 

[minnesmoker]

Shave day is AWESOME! Especially if you blaze first...

Blaze, coffee, long shower, blaze, coffee while you lather, extra hot water in the tap, and then that fresh shaved feel, that smooth skin for the rest of the day. It's worth going a week without a shave, and looking have like a bum, in exchange for a good shave day!

 

[see4]

1. Get high
2. Go get a massage
3. Go get a barber cut and a razor shave
4. Come home take 1 bong hit
5. Take hot shower
6. Sit on couch and watch golf and pass the fuck out

 

[beuffer420]

My buddy got back from the cup in Seattle or wherever it was and brought me three strains from sin city. Sin mint cookies, true power og, and blue power og. Gonna give em a pop after this run is done, I have a lot of culling out to do with this run so ill have room for em soon.

 

[minnesmoker]

1. Get high
2. Go get a massage
3. Go get a barber cut and a razor shave
4. Come home take 1 bong hit
5. Take hot shower
6. Sit on couch and watch golf and pass the fuck out

I dunno if I can trust anyone but the boss lady that close to my lifeline, with a razor. I do love a good straight razor shave, though. Guess it's time to get out the hone, and finish the blade. (Boss lady gave me a very special present. Her father's own strops, and personal razor.) Oh, and I don't cut my hair, unless I bring shame to my family, or a family member dies.

The rest of the day, though, sounds like a great day out.

I like to do the Chill Sunday thing. Up around 11, with mimosas and a bong rip. Off to lunch, make it a drive, drop the top! Cruise until we find that little diner out in the middle of no where. Ignore the strange looks, so what if I'm dressed to the nines, and the boss lady is dressed to suit. Order and grub, maybe a break to hit a bowl in the car, after ordering, and enjoying that "midday beer buzz." Cruise on home, if done correctly, this will precipitate another stop for a re-up. (when traveling in the great nowhere of our country, frequent stop and frisks are also of the essence!) Once home, look at the pics of the day, and then blaze while posting on RIU, until you pass out, and the boss lady has to bring you to bed.

 

[dirtsurfr]

I've dry shaved for most my life just hot water. Last razor shave I got was in Hong Kong 30+ years ago.

 

[joe macclennan]

lol dirt. Judging by your frequent pictures I'd guess a bic lasts you a very long time

 

[dirtsurfr]

If they give out before 2 months their garbage..

 

[Flaming Pie]

My buddy got back from the cup in Seattle or wherever it was and brought me three strains from sin city. Sin mint cookies, true power og, and blue power og. Gonna give em a pop after this run is done, I have a lot of culling out to do with this run so ill have room for em soon.

This is why I would love to go to a Cup or festival.. FREE SHIT! I LOVE FREE STUFF!

It would be awesome to come home with a bag of free pens, notepads, keychains and oh yeah... SEEDS!

 

[Flaming Pie]

I hate when my husband dry shaves.. The gel makes his face sooooo smooth!!! When he doesn't use it his face looks all ashy.

...I should shave his face on his birthday


...and give him a blowjob. Men love that shit.

 

[Flaming Pie]

Btw, on the subject of free stuff and razors. My college welcome day ALWAYS gives out free razors. I still have like 4 cartridges left over from last year. (hubby shaves like every 4 days)