Random Jibber Jabber Thread

ClaytonBigsby said:
Wehn I was 20 I called my boss and told him I wasn;t coming in because I had an eye problem. He asked what was wrong and I told him it was too nice out and I couldn't see coming in. I think he put the ad in the paper that day. I was fired about 10 days later. Start of Summer, unemployment, good times!
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I laughed out loud at that; seriously. :)
 
dirtsurfr said:
You can do anything you like on your last day of work. :)
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I was told I could leave early at an old cell phone store on my last day. Word got out that if there was a warranty issue with your phone there was a guy that was honoring borderline warranty issues and giving out the upgrade version of the old phone.
 
kinetic said:
I was told I could leave early at an old cell phone store on my last day. Word got out that if there was a warranty issue with your phone there was a guy that was honoring borderline warranty issues and giving out the upgrade version of the old phone.
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at sears a few years back,the guy was quiting.Just before he did he upgraded my purchase of a air compressor to the biggest they had.He only charged me for a tiny one.Ay subway a few days ago the disgruntled employee was making killer subs
 
neosapien said:
I was a dick. We threw about 5 bags of chicken into the ceiling at KFC.
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Lol no shit... I worked at KFC before too. When I quit, I dropped as much chicken and other food into all the fryers.... waited a bit to make sure it was all burned, then walked the fuck out. and I turned off the co2 to the drink machine.
 
When I was a late teen, I worked at Pizza Hut and we would cut our large pizzas into 16 slices. A few times I ate one of the thin pieces and kinda pushed the rest together on the way to deliver it.
 
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Never ever underestimate the power of a bitter bitch. Beating me up in front of my children, putting my family at risk...sitting back laughin' it up, getting high all day every day, not one call to your little girls, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF...I promise to have the last laugh...on my grave, I will have the last laugh. You will live to regret turning me into you. The only disability you have is your teeny tiny balls, and smaller brain! I PRAY FOR YOU, I PRAY THAT WHEN YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY GET BORED WITH YOU, THAT THEY DO NOT LEAVE YOU SITTING ALONE AND HUNGRY FOR WEEKS AT A TIME, AS THEY DID BEFORE YOU MET ME, OH WAIT...YOU MIGHT BE IN NEED OF SOME NEW FRIENDS...SINCE 99.9% OF THEM ARE ABOUT TO CATCH A CASE BEHIND YOU. In my darkest hour, I never did anything to deserve this. I PROMISE YOU I WILL EARN IT NOW.
 
dirtsurfr said:
You can do anything you like on your last day of work. :)
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Oh now THAT is fun to think about.

I imaged my drive and moved it to a 3 TB so I finally finished the drive upgrades (only took me like 5 months LOL). I just hate the external cloning process on these stupid iMacs. Good news I cleaned the backside of my iMac's screen and the entire LCD panel boy do those 27" suckers flex! Oh my.

So now to install the 1 TB as a system drive in the 250G router. Then I have to upgrade Fedora and the boogie continues, sigh....
 
dirtsurfr said:
You can do anything you like on your last day of work. :)
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Oh now THAT is fun to think about. The jobs I did in my early, less stable years, usually involved human morbidity and mortality so I had to be careful to a certain extent. But there were nights when we rode buffers and smoked ourselves senseless and drank champagne in the hubbard tanks and so many other terrible things..... LOL sex in the elevators ha! But those were just the regular days, not the quitting days LOL! For that job the only way out was imploding into a B pillar. It wasn't a job it was a calling. I'm grateful and sad to be out of it as I'm watching my friends fall.

I imaged my drive and moved it to a 3 TB so I finally finished the drive upgrades (only took me like 5 months LOL). I just hate the external cloning process on these stupid iMacs. Good news I cleaned the backside of my iMac's screen and the entire LCD panel boy do those 27" suckers flex! Oh my.

So now to install the 1 TB as a system drive in the 250G router. Then I have to upgrade Fedora and the boogie continues, sigh....
 
Well, I called off work. Probably for the first time ever. Slept in 2 extra hours. I feel like utter shit so it's not like I can actually enjoy it. I have to go help get and move a china cabinet and secretary later tonight. That should be fun.
 
I use to work for pizza hut when I was about 16 too! I would drop acid and work, one time around Halloween I was working while tripping, and I broke out a black marker and colored my eyebrows into a uni-brow, and drew a turd on my chin. I was called poop chin berserker that year... I answered the phone as such, and dealt with customers accordingly! Some people just didn't understand! I had purpose. I can't tell you what purpose that was today, but back then it made so much sense. I was the best damn employee the ever saw! A legend, a man, berserker!
 
Like the old motto says: "Call in sick, its the next best thing to being there"

Hell, at least 2 times a year, I manage to get phantom diarrhea on a Thursday...lol Seems to be centered around the spring bass and crappie spawn :-P

Peace

Asmallvoice
 
420God said:
Auto butt wiper! Didn't know they made these. :lol:

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http://robocleanseat.webs.com/
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Is that.....back to front?!?!?

neosapien said:
Well, I called off work. Probably for the first time ever. Slept in 2 extra hours. I feel like utter shit so it's not like I can actually enjoy it. I have to go help get and move a china cabinet and secretary later tonight. That should be fun.
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Is the secretary IN the china cabinet? You ARE a good friend!! We usually used rolls of carpet, but whatever works, eh?
 
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