See What Some People are Getting Done (Farming 101)

collective gardener

collective gardener

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Ok. Those pics. Wow. You guys remeber the amputation scene in 127 Hours where he's cutting through the nerve? That's the kind of shooting pain I'm feeling when I look at those pics. It burns. Oh God...make it stop. Please...I'll eat poo...just make the pictures go away.
 
bushybush

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Brick Top said:
Sure, of his abs while he grabbed his 'weasel' through his pants .... like he posted a picture of in his first grow thread.
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No he didn't!? Wow. Maybe he is from the Jersy Shore?

Something like that should get you banned on a site like this. Too much sexy for me.

*Edit: OK OK OK, just saw the pics a few pages back. I'm fucking speechless. That guy actually makes me feel nauseous. He's coming fellas. Coming to rough house you. Hard.
 
Brick Top

Brick Top

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bushybush said:
Wow. Maybe he is from the Jersy Shore?
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He's from North Dakota ... the State whose most famous person to come from there is Lawrence Welk and where the show has never been taken off the air and is still shown. I bet taffy really gets off on all that polka music.

I bet this is his favorite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtmuXWCFQzE
TOO FAT POLKA (I DON'T WANT HER, YOU CAN HAVE HER, SHE'S TOO FAT FOR ME) (Ross MacLean / Arthur Richardson) Here's a silly ditty, You can sing it right away Now, here is what you say So sing it while you may Here's a silly jingle, You can sing it night or noon Here's the words, that's all you need 'Cause I just sang the tune: Oh, I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her, She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me I get dizzy I get numbo When I'm dancing With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me Can she prance up a hill? No, no, no, no, no Can she dance a quadrille? No, no, no, no, no Does she fit in your coupe? By herself she's a group Could she possibly Sit upon your knee? No, no, no We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me And she's too fat for me But she's just right for me We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me Yeah, she's too fat, Much too fat But she's just right for me She's so charming And she's so winning But it's alarming When she goes in swimming We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me But she's just right for me So I sure want her, you can't have her She's just right for me But she's too fat! She's not too fat! She's just right for me! She's a twosome, She's a foursome If she'd lose some I would like her more some I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat Much too fat She's too fat for me Hey!
 
Porky B

Porky B

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Wow!

I learned two valuable things today!


1.) If you shut up and see what some people are getting done - Pirates will take over your thread!

And...

2.) Tafbang is hilarious!


At first I was sure he was a troll or a joke. But after reading enough of his stuff I'm 95% sure he's real. He is just too perfect. (like Karl Pilkington) You just can't fake that level of stupidity. After awhile you are bound to run out of material. But a true idiot can spout eternally.

When I got to the part in his first thread where he posted a link showing what his plants were in......

" I tested out putting the basket and it worked much better than the chandelier on staying still" - Tafbang

And Brick Top's reply..

"That looks like a great container to grow in. I'm not sure if you need to increase your meds or cut them ... or just start taking some ..... but it's one or the three for sure"

I laughed for five minutes straight! And kept giggling the rest of the day when I thought about it. (good weed!)

I keep thinking about Tafbang taking his cat for a ride...

With his pink bike and basket!

Hahahaha.....whew! (porky takes off glasses and wipes eyes)

Thanks for the laughs everyone.
 
Burger Boss

Burger Boss

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Dear God! I was 8 years old when that little ditty first came on the radio. Naturally, I thought it was the funniest thing ever!
BTW, I hope the tafster has water-wings, I hear North Dakota is a "Big Lake" these days..........BB
 
SCARHOLE

SCARHOLE

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I live in area as desolate as any in North Dakota currently.
It deserted like the moon out here.
God Dam it sux. Like a Russian gulag
You have no Idea.....

But at least the rattlers are out early this year...
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Brick Top

Brick Top

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collective gardener said:
Scar,

I have a vision of a greenhouse...a big greenhouse. We'll load that fucker full of Kush and bars of soap. BOOYA!
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Do you think that if we used liquid soap we could save on water? Since Taffy said plants get excited smelling soap I have to wonder if they would go absolutely WILD drinking it?
 
Wolverine97

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Brick Top said:
Do you think that if we used liquid soap we could save on water? Since Taffy said plants get excited smelling soap I have to wonder if they would go absolutely WILD drinking it?
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Careful Brick, that there is for ADVANCED gardeners only. taf would eat us alive.
 
Brick Top

Brick Top

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Originally Posted by Brick Top
Do you think that if we used liquid soap we could save on water? Since Taffy said plants get excited smelling soap I have to wonder if they would go absolutely WILD drinking it?
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Wolverine97 said:
Careful Brick, that there is for ADVANCED gardeners only. taf would eat us alive.
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You are right. I way overstepped my level of experience and I might have pulled a tafbang if I tried it.

I guess I should first consult the all knowing all seeing mystical Carnac the Magnificent of growing, tafbang himself.
 
collective gardener

collective gardener

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Liquid soap? Absolute Faggotry. Anyone knows that will over exite the plant, and there's not enough water-food in the world to prevent premature defuckulation.
 
collective gardener

collective gardener

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I was just over at the Taf Shack and picked up this classic Taffy quote. I swear on the honor of The Fort the following is a direct cut and paste form the Master himself:

"You probably didn't get much from the thread, but you'd only help by donating money. I know how to grow"

Let's just take a minute and ponder that last statement.

Since we're not allowed to say anything that could hurt poor Taffy's feelings on his thread, I'll just start bringing his stuff to our thread. As of right now, The Fort is still secure. I am thinking we need to start thinking of a fall back position, should the security of The Fort ever be in question.
 
MomaPug

MomaPug

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collective gardener said:
I was just over at the Taf Shack and picked up this classic Taffy quote. I swear on the honor of The Fort the following is a direct cut and paste form the Master himself:

"You probably didn't get much from the thread, but you'd only help by donating money. I know how to grow"

Let's just take a minute and ponder that last statement.

Since we're not allowed to say anything that could hurt poor Taffy's feelings on his thread, I'll just start bringing his stuff to our thread. As of right now, The Fort is still secure. I am thinking we need to start thinking of a fall back position, should the security of The Fort ever be in question.
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Shudder the thought!

We could be infiltrated by spy's that would declare "Off with their heads!!" :shock:

Yes, a secure location to regroup is forward thinking. You deserve a medal or something, perhaps the "Pulled Taffy Ribbon" or some such?
 
Wolverine97

Wolverine97

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collective gardener said:
I was just over at the Taf Shack and picked up this classic Taffy quote. I swear on the honor of The Fort the following is a direct cut and paste form the Master himself:

"You probably didn't get much from the thread, but you'd only help by donating money. I know how to grow"

Let's just take a minute and ponder that last statement.

Since we're not allowed to say anything that could hurt poor Taffy's feelings on his thread, I'll just start bringing his stuff to our thread. As of right now, The Fort is still secure. I am thinking we need to start thinking of a fall back position, should the security of The Fort ever be in question.
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Well, we could always take over your thread CG. They could NEVAR(!) kick us out of there, because it's yours. Sound good?
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