See What Some People are Getting Done (Farming 101)

collective gardener

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I am not trying to harass you, I am only curious how you would actually rate your degree of success. You started out with 8 plants. Somehow you got down to 2 plants and 1 broke and you had to take it early leaving you with this 1 plant.


While comparing any indoor grow to an outdoor grow isn't exactly an apples and apples comparison, take a look at this plant.




Yes, that is, or was only 1 plant. The guy got 9.9 pounds, dry weight, from it.

So do you consider yourself to have been successful because at this point you still have 1 out of 8 plants still alive, or because you believe you grew an impressive plant?

I am just wondering what you consider to be success?
Can someone do some photoshop work and make this beauty our official plant for this thread? She is really something else.


To stay on topic, I discovered that if I use the medium size fan leaf stems, dry them, and sharpen them...they make good single use tooth pics. I was hoping the OP could verify that this is an approved use of the plant.
 

Wolverine97

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Can someone do some photoshop work and make this beauty our official plant for this thread? She is really something else.


To stay on topic, I discovered that if I use the medium size fan leaf stems, dry them, and sharpen them...they make good single use tooth pics. I was hoping the OP could verify that this is an approved use of the plant.
I use them to clean my bowl.:-P
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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Staff member
To stay on topic, I discovered that if I use the medium size fan leaf stems, dry them, and sharpen them...they make good single use tooth pics. I was hoping the OP could verify that this is an approved use of the plant.
I dull them out a bit & use them to hold open my eyelids while reading taf's post's.


Edit: Meow
 

tafbang

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Well, you were there from the whole grow. And there was also a poll, success was obviously some yield, you done harassing yet? bunch of schmucks
 

tafbang

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Just a broke nigga who threw some seeds in a chandelier, that's a pure ceiling light grow baby :D
The 1st harvest was already beneficial and pretty nice for the $0 grow op
 

collective gardener

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Well, you were there from the whole grow. And there was also a poll, success was obviously some yield, you done harassing yet? bunch of schmucks
You, my friend, seem a little paranoid. Who's harassing you? Is it the OP? Where is he? You tell that every part of the plant using mutha fucka we be lookin for him.
 

djruiner

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Can someone do some photoshop work and make this beauty our official plant for this thread? She is really something else.


To stay on topic, I discovered that if I use the medium size fan leaf stems, dry them, and sharpen them...they make good single use tooth pics. I was hoping the OP could verify that this is an approved use of the plant.
hmmm..someone good with photoshop?..it just so happens ive photoshoped this plant a few weeks?..months?...years?how old is this thing now?...seeing as ive been through like 6 harvests since i last saw it when it looked less sad then it does now....tell you guys what...ill show the 3 pics from before...then you can judge should i do some work with the current plant pic.and it should also be noted that i have this certain person on ignore..and have for a few months now...so looking for input from people that i can actually see what they type...but let me see if i can find the 3 gems......
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zoomcrzy45

Member
I'm subed and can tell you that the assholes are going to flock here. I've already identified one major ones been here. Good luck!
 

collective gardener

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It's kind of becoming an "shit overflow" thread. Something like this is probably overdue. The OP has no idea what he started with his thread title before he fled.
 

TheLastWood

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Everyone already knows tafbang is a fail. For now I'm happy following him around warning ppl to not heed 1 word of his "advice". I can't believe he even thinks he should give advice to anyone. He's obviously a dillusional13 year old kid with a great imagination. Key word being dillusional.
 
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