Self Destructing Cabinets

jor152

Active Member
u can always make a secret comparment in ur wall and wen the cops show up hide the stuff in ur walls until ther gone
 

CaliGurl

Well-Known Member
Wow so this is what you get when a group of stoners gather 2gether lol. Look how many plants r u growing? answer that first then lets c if you have any worries, a couple plants??? Little fish dont get raided like that, if its personal use I wouldn't even worry, now if your talking about a large op well ur SOL cause you arent moving 100 plants and thats the risk u take. Entertaining thread though, you all r crazy lol.
 

nowstopwhining

Too many brownies
Ok listen....All you need is a propane tank and an igniter....When you want to blow it just open up that tank and have an igniter of some sort on a timer...just plug that timer in and whenever you want it will go BOOOOM :twisted:

Or keep like 1000 grasshoppers in a box and when the cops are coming just throw them all in the cabinet...everything will be gone hahaha
 

Sublime757

Well-Known Member
Wow so this is what you get when a group of stoners gather 2gether lol. Look how many plants r u growing? answer that first then lets c if you have any worries, a couple plants??? Little fish dont get raided like that, if its personal use I wouldn't even worry, now if your talking about a large op well ur SOL cause you arent moving 100 plants and thats the risk u take. Entertaining thread though, you all r crazy lol.
You leave us simple folk to our imaginatory stonerisms. And where I'm hiding, they raid houses for nickel bags.
 

Dubbuh

Well-Known Member
lol i always thought about this. maybe acid sprinklers? haha im stoned. and im pretty sure the guy who started this thread is stoned too. come to think of it, i bet everyone on this site is stoned!!

and whoever said you wont goto jail for a few plants, i know some states were you probally will.
 

Dubbuh

Well-Known Member
You leave us simple folk to our imaginatory stonerisms. And where I'm hiding, they raid houses for nickel bags.
they do in my neck of the woods too. suburb cops dont got dick else to do, and love any excuse to put on there g.i. joe uniform and kick a door down and stick a gun in someones face.... while there wife is at home getting stuffed by any guy she met at the gym or starbucks.
 

wolfenluke

Active Member
Heres an idea you can keep a whole lot of big ass locust in some kind of tank thats hooked up to ure grow room and at a push of a button it would relase them and they would eat all ure shit up in a matter of minutes !!!bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz chomp chomp evidence gone except for a couple thousand stoned locusts !
 

Sublime757

Well-Known Member
they do in my neck of the woods too. suburb cops dont got dick else to do, and love any excuse to put on there g.i. joe uniform and kick a door down and stick a gun in someones face.... while there wife is at home getting stuffed by any guy she met at the gym or starbucks.
Hahahahaha EXACTLY!
 

thewr#1

Well-Known Member
Its easy just mount industral strenght grabbage disposables, or even better wood chipper, under a sliding floor that is remote controlled. Have processed shit pressed via a timer into a fire box.. =p
 

nowstopwhining

Too many brownies
Its easy just mount industral strenght grabbage disposables, or even better wood chipper, under a sliding floor that is remote controlled. Have processed shit pressed via a timer into a fire box.. =p
Or you could just make your grow room inside an incinerator...and when they come just push a button that activates the incinerator :blsmoke:
 

Dubbuh

Well-Known Member
or you can build a moat around your garden, and put sharks with little laser beams strapped on there heads in it. and it'll zap them.
 

snakey

Active Member
yo, why dont you just rig your house up with frying pans!?

it worked for wacko jacko's little friend
 
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