Hi everyone,
Please share some jokes with us...i'll start off with one of my favourites but it works better with your mates, so if your at a bar with friends say Jack, John & Tom (u wanna take the piss out of Tom) here goes;
They all die in a car crash. Jack wakes up in a sealed room with only a bed...the wall opens up & an old ugly woman enters after which a powerful voice begins to say: "Jack, for all the sins you committed you will spend eternity in this room with her!" Jack collapses in grief!
John wakes up in a similar room, wall opens & another old, ugly person walks in before the same voice repeats: "John, for all the sins you committed you will spend eternity in this room with her!" Jack collapses in grief!
Tom finally wakes up in a sealed room, wall opens & Scarlett Johansson enters after which the same powerful voice say's: "Scarlett, for all the sins you committed you will spend eternity in this room with him" Poor Scarlett collapses in eternal grief.
Hope you liked it![Laughing :lol: :lol:](/styles/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Please share some jokes with us...i'll start off with one of my favourites but it works better with your mates, so if your at a bar with friends say Jack, John & Tom (u wanna take the piss out of Tom) here goes;
They all die in a car crash. Jack wakes up in a sealed room with only a bed...the wall opens up & an old ugly woman enters after which a powerful voice begins to say: "Jack, for all the sins you committed you will spend eternity in this room with her!" Jack collapses in grief!
John wakes up in a similar room, wall opens & another old, ugly person walks in before the same voice repeats: "John, for all the sins you committed you will spend eternity in this room with her!" Jack collapses in grief!
Tom finally wakes up in a sealed room, wall opens & Scarlett Johansson enters after which the same powerful voice say's: "Scarlett, for all the sins you committed you will spend eternity in this room with him" Poor Scarlett collapses in eternal grief.
Hope you liked it
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