Share your creepy guy stories, ladies

Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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neosapien said:
I told you I'd find you.


j/k. That sounds terrible WW. I'm glad you got away from that.

The last serious girlfriend I had, before I met my wife, would send me random drunk text messages a full 2+ years after I'd ended it with her no-good cheating whore ass. It was funny at first. Then it got sad. Then it got pathetic. Then it eventually stopped. Not going to lie, at the time it felt kind of good knowing just being me and not being able to have me had an effect on her and fucked her up like she had fucked me up.
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Then you know how freaky that is. It always seemed he knew when someone new was in my life. I still haven't a landline and I won't have one in FLA that's for sure.

Aren't you glad you didn't end up with that nut job. We probably don't know how lucky we are.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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There was a time that I dated 3 men named Larry at one time. It was great I didn't have to remember who was whom.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Winter Woman said:
Then you know how freaky that is. It always seemed he knew when someone new was in my life. I still haven't a landline and I won't have one in FLA that's for sure.

Aren't you glad you didn't end up with that nut job. We probably don't know how lucky we are.
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Yep, she somehow knew when I had met my future wife and sent me a fairly racist text involving her proclaimed "love" for me and the word "chink". Looking back she was definitely an unstable psycho. I feel lucky to have gotten away from her. The whole ordeal has gotten me to where I'm at today, so I can't say I regret anything but definitely a life lesson. :)
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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neosapien said:
Yep, she somehow knew when I had met my future wife and sent me a fairly racist text involving her proclaimed "love" for me and the word "chink". Looking back she was definitely an unstable psycho. I feel lucky to have gotten away from her. The whole ordeal has gotten me to where I'm at today, so I can't say I regret anything but definitely a life lesson. :)
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Yeah, it got me to trust my instincts. Now I do what my gut tells me to do. Orientals have always intrigued me. I'd love to go to Japan, Singapore, etc.

So she was a nut job and a racist. Aren't we sooo much better off? :hump:
 
thump easy

thump easy

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dam thats some crazzy stuff.. good stories, and thank you guys each and everyone of you guys are fucken asum..!!!!!!!
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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cannofbliss said:
lol carne...

like i mentioned before (that you got them mixed up)... when you were telling someone in an earlier thread... i think it was the nuglets thread about riu security or some crap... to lay off of the "indica" and switch to sativa and it will "lessen paranoia"...

and now your saying that sativa is a "slowing down"... ;)

you still got them mixed up... that is unless your brain is wired differently kinda like what add meds do to naturally calm people... ;)
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Sativas are more helpful for my PTSD than Indica. Indica seems to cause paranoia and anxiety. I only use Indica to help me sleep. For some reason Sativas help me focus more. Who knows.
 
cockbag123

cockbag123

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Hepheastus420 said:
why did you choose cockbag? Maybe I shouldn't ask..
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erm i wasnt planning on sticking around, just pumping some of you for info (scuse the pun haha) and getting on with my life, but i then decided to stay after a few posts and starting my grow etc.. so im stuck with this name. i just typed in a random name so i could ask questions basically.. to surmise... i am cockbag HEAR ME ROAR! :D
 
ThE sAtIvA hIgH

ThE sAtIvA hIgH

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ok this isnt really a creepy story just a gross one , i was really drunk one night and ended up going home with local slapper , ( shes actually really hot , but shes literally shagged every man in my town ) , we get back to my place and she tells me shes on her period but i can do her in the ass , im like hell yeah , neither of us have condoms but i think what the hell , and start fucking her in the ass , everythings going great till it suddenly goes really damp and i can smell realy stinky poo , i look down at my cock and its totally coverd in shit , im completely grossed out and nearlly throwing up , i go to the bath room and get the shower head down and wash the shit off , theres like big lumps of pooh all round my bell end lol , i eventually go back in the bedroom and shes bent over on the bed with her ass in the air , theres blood coming out her pussy and im not kidding shit smeered all round her ass , i nearlly throw up again , n tell her ill be back in min , i go out the front door and walk home with no shoes on , the best thing is the very next weekend shes up for it again and me being pissed again nearlly end up going back with her , but im rescued by a friend lol.
 
MellowFarmer

MellowFarmer

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Carne Seca said:
The stories I could tell about women viewing me as a challenge to their womanhood. Every one of them was convinced she would be the one to turn me straight. I had a marriage proposal with the clear understanding that we didn't have to "engage in sexual intercourse"... at first. I've been mob molested. Always at a damn bar. This is when a group of women find out that I'm a mo and spend the evening HARASSING THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I even had a coworker dry hump my leg (nearly forgot about that one). I love that bitch. ;)

Then there was the male biology professor that made the moves on me in his office. Luckily I can bob and weave like a prize fighter. Sometimes it doesn't pay to walk out the front door.
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Good friend, wouldn't exactly feel comfortable calling him Bi, he loves cock but woman feel good too and from what I've seen you are all a bundh of sluts so anyways get this freak job chick -knows he's gay, still fucks him. Asks him after how he liked it. ? Being an honest dude he says without thinking something like good, but I prefer cock.

She started crying, bawling... it was a one night wham bam thank you mamm and this whack job thought she could do it?! Make him straight. ?
 
MellowFarmer

MellowFarmer

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RainbowBrite86 said:
I took a gay guys virginity. It was...awful lol. He hadn't come out yet and I was young and thought...Idk wtf I was thinking to be honest. It was so awkward and not right and omg. But we're still friends all these years later.
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Think of it this way Rainbow... I am certain you agree it is better to experience things before you make Final Decisions on them? You actually did him a huge favor :cool:
 
thump easy

thump easy

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lolz toes are the bomb you know it has to be someone special and you know wen you know.. not just any toes do the trick!!... its supper bomb she has to fit the desighn lolz but on a day that you just not in the mood and the girl want some pleasure and you just not willing i bet if you floss those pritty feet infront of a savage man that doesnt care to mingle his shit will stand straight up.. but you have to get to know the girl fuck that bare foot walking ugly twisted e.t. phone home toes no way i was at my friends place and he hires only girls with pritty toes thats how he hires lolz.. im not lien.. another friend in long beach loves those toes, another friend has to have pritty lil toes, i guess in the end of the fox chase they somehow end up in the air twisted and curled up mabe thats why someguys like feet i mean you dont want grand canyon crevesses on the back of the heal.. thats fucken gross, or dirty feet shit in the end they will be in your face at one time or another lolz... when your getting the berried treasure. so ladies keep them clean and pritty.. lolz
 
BigJon

BigJon

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So how creepy/unethical is it for a guy to pretend he's a momo just to sleep with straight girls who see it as a challenge?

Because I've done that. :/ :0
 
CR500ROOST

CR500ROOST

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ThE sAtIvA hIgH said:
ok this isnt really a creepy story just a gross one , i was really drunk one night and ended up going home with local slapper , ( shes actually really hot , but shes literally shagged every man in my town ) , we get back to my place and she tells me shes on her period but i can do her in the ass , im like hell yeah , neither of us have condoms but i think what the hell , and start fucking her in the ass , everythings going great till it suddenly goes really damp and i can smell realy stinky poo , i look down at my cock and its totally coverd in shit , im completely grossed out and nearlly throwing up , i go to the bath room and get the shower head down and wash the shit off , theres like big lumps of pooh all round my bell end lol , i eventually go back in the bedroom and shes bent over on the bed with her ass in the air , theres blood coming out her pussy and im not kidding shit smeered all round her ass , i nearlly throw up again , n tell her ill be back in min , i go out the front door and walk home with no shoes on , the best thing is the very next weekend shes up for it again and me being pissed again nearlly end up going back with her , but im rescued by a friend lol.
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That's disgusting.
 
EROsain

EROsain

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what , what .... Arghhh, that's the second story i have herd like that, except the one i kno it was at the dudes house and when she did that she passed out . so he took her in the bed sheet they where on and put her outside in the apartment hallway :shock: ,
 
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