The Cryptkeeper
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Praising someone gratuitously, and pretending to be said person are two completely different things. You speak nothing like our lord and savior Carlos Esteves.
Sheen's - Korner - WiNNiNG.!!.
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It's Estevez
The Cryptkeeper
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He's the biggest Bi-Winner there is.
EmperorGonzo
Member
I don't think this has been posted yet. It's still pretty new. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes
Louis541
Well-Known Member
yeah, it's bullshit. Best bet would be to take it up with another mod in PM. Or maybe Admin.
Serapis
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OregonMeds
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I can't get enough of him either, but I hate to say it he seriously needs sobriety. It shouldn't be forced on him though, but he needs it.
He's got the worst type of addictive personality and probably won't survive, but we should all be free that's the whole idea our country was supposedly founded on.
People hardly ever take to forced sobriety and that gives people resentment toward the whole idea of sobriety and the goody goody attitudes of people that shove it on others.
He needs his parties, a small harem of porn stars, no hookers it's not safe at all or really cool either, but no drugs period.
He is certainly taking new drugs and I think I figured out what one of them it is. He's admitted his tiger blood drinks are "Ritual Cleanse", supposedly a health food drink system which removes toxins from your body made of all natural extremely concentrated veggies and other plants. It's something many celebrities are taking lately and not for health or to cleanse but constantly because it carries an obvious high and mental effects you can see and hear from reviews and video's I've seen online from other people. It is said to contain 15lbs of vegetables per bottle, much of it common stuff but as most people know almost anything concentrated enough to extremes like that can not only get you high it can kill you easily. You can die from too much water, too much milk, etc if there's a way to get around the limits of the human stomach.
They found the way around it and a way to create a drug that's not illegal. Supposedly it's designed to let you work out while you cleanse which is something you can't do on other cleanse products because you don't get enough nutrients and crash when you go off the sugars and shit we are used to but that stuff causes a euphoria like feeling with boosted energy and changes in attitude and thinking and people report they crave them afterwards. I think he's completely strung out on his veggie drinks and it looks to me like it's the pre and post workout ones not the green ones. Blood being red it should be obvious which is his favorite and it contains :
seasonal reset classic reset shred gift certificates
SHRED
The Shred component consists of two specially formulated pre and post workout juices that provide the perfect complement to the Reset Cleanse for fitness enthusiasts. This unique product fuels intense workouts and repairs your body post workout while still cleansing! You can tailor your Shred order to your specific workout or lifestyle program. (Example: You lift weights every other day? No problem, add just two days of Shred to your 3day Reset Cleanse)
Ingredients Nutritional info
Almonds
Pefect protein. Provides post workout nutrition for proper muscle recovery.
Apple
Contains flavonoids to strengthen the immune system, improve respiratory function and fight free radicals.
Celery
Nature's gatorade. Balances electrolytes and battles inflammation.
Carrot
Provides beta-carotene and Vitamin K to clean the body, repair skin, hair, eyes and bones. Provide relief from stresses on the body and combat fatigue.
Beet
So underrated. Increases stamina and combats fatigue by reducing oxygen uptake.
Pear
Apple's BFF. Provides a tasty source of gloucose to fuel your workout.
Agave
Has a uniquely low impact on blood sugar making it the perfect all natural sweetener. The fructan content may promote weight loss because of its ability to increase satiety and to decrease appetite.
Cinnamon
Controls blood sugar levels and maintains insulin sensitivity, which helps control weight. The powerful antioxidant properties help decrease free radical damage from intense workouts.
Vanilla
Protects against free radical damage and adds great flavor without many extra calories.
Which ingredients do you all think cause the euphoria and energy with changes in attitude and feelings of superiority other users have reported in online reviews and who wants to try this stuff and report back for us and research it more?
I'm putting my money on concentrated Agave first off but I bet more of those are psychoactive. Agave is what mescaline is made from, and if you don't ferment it but concentrate it, I bet you are tripping like you would on many cacti. Most people wouldn't take it to Charlies level so they report and you can see in a video or two that hint of charlies attitude but not his level of fucked upness. I think he's just drinking this stuff constantly and in amounts nobody else ever has.
Let me know what you all think of the other ingredients potential for drug like effects. I can't afford to try it at all.
For instance it's known that other plants have small amounts of THC, but not enough to get you high normally, because you couldn't physically eat enough of them fast enough. They've just found a new way to make a health drug but I bet it's not too healthy either. Cram 15lbs of veggies into a concentrate and that's going to be insane amounts of bad things you wouldn't ever want in your body even if absolutely certain there's no pesticides etc. If there are any pesticides anti fungals, even neem oil in any of it, watch out, you're going to be fucked!
I hope the makers aren't cutting any corners there, or Charie's going to be the first veggie death in recorded history.
I like the guy, I can't get enough of watching him but it's sad you can tell he's near death. I never watched any shows with him in it, I don't know what 2 men is like I don't like kids and find them really annoying personally, so never watched it.
I used to have my own pandora's box as well, so I know the attitude but I also knew I could never let myself run wild like that, I'd never survive myself either. I just bang 7 gram bowls day and night and probably am killing myself with that, but sure as shit don't want anyone telling me I can't nor giving me a criminal record for having an addictive personality that's insane. It's a fact addiction is a disease and therefore you're getting criminalised for basically being born a certain way, in essence disabled.
He'd be far better off if he were allowed all the clean consistent strength coke he wanted. He'd live a lot longer and probably find sobriety on his own because he's not stupid. He also wouldn't have the negative view of sobriety he has now.
Huffing paint, gasoline, computer dusters, kids choking each other, meth, and all the strings of poisonous drugs that have come out and will continue to come out people are resorting to when restricted cleaner drugs like pot or even coke are syptoms of bad policy and worse than the original drugs we've had for thousands of years.
Coke is nothing health wise if it were clean and controlled to not be cut with poisonous crap compared to all these other new "options".
Pass the word though, there's a new drug on the market, and it's only like $90 per day unless you're charlie and you drink 10+ bottles a day or whatever he can cram down.
He's got the worst type of addictive personality and probably won't survive, but we should all be free that's the whole idea our country was supposedly founded on.
People hardly ever take to forced sobriety and that gives people resentment toward the whole idea of sobriety and the goody goody attitudes of people that shove it on others.
He needs his parties, a small harem of porn stars, no hookers it's not safe at all or really cool either, but no drugs period.
He is certainly taking new drugs and I think I figured out what one of them it is. He's admitted his tiger blood drinks are "Ritual Cleanse", supposedly a health food drink system which removes toxins from your body made of all natural extremely concentrated veggies and other plants. It's something many celebrities are taking lately and not for health or to cleanse but constantly because it carries an obvious high and mental effects you can see and hear from reviews and video's I've seen online from other people. It is said to contain 15lbs of vegetables per bottle, much of it common stuff but as most people know almost anything concentrated enough to extremes like that can not only get you high it can kill you easily. You can die from too much water, too much milk, etc if there's a way to get around the limits of the human stomach.
They found the way around it and a way to create a drug that's not illegal. Supposedly it's designed to let you work out while you cleanse which is something you can't do on other cleanse products because you don't get enough nutrients and crash when you go off the sugars and shit we are used to but that stuff causes a euphoria like feeling with boosted energy and changes in attitude and thinking and people report they crave them afterwards. I think he's completely strung out on his veggie drinks and it looks to me like it's the pre and post workout ones not the green ones. Blood being red it should be obvious which is his favorite and it contains :
seasonal reset classic reset shred gift certificates
SHRED
The Shred component consists of two specially formulated pre and post workout juices that provide the perfect complement to the Reset Cleanse for fitness enthusiasts. This unique product fuels intense workouts and repairs your body post workout while still cleansing! You can tailor your Shred order to your specific workout or lifestyle program. (Example: You lift weights every other day? No problem, add just two days of Shred to your 3day Reset Cleanse)
Ingredients Nutritional info
Almonds
Pefect protein. Provides post workout nutrition for proper muscle recovery.
Apple
Contains flavonoids to strengthen the immune system, improve respiratory function and fight free radicals.
Celery
Nature's gatorade. Balances electrolytes and battles inflammation.
Carrot
Provides beta-carotene and Vitamin K to clean the body, repair skin, hair, eyes and bones. Provide relief from stresses on the body and combat fatigue.
Beet
So underrated. Increases stamina and combats fatigue by reducing oxygen uptake.
Pear
Apple's BFF. Provides a tasty source of gloucose to fuel your workout.
Agave
Has a uniquely low impact on blood sugar making it the perfect all natural sweetener. The fructan content may promote weight loss because of its ability to increase satiety and to decrease appetite.
Cinnamon
Controls blood sugar levels and maintains insulin sensitivity, which helps control weight. The powerful antioxidant properties help decrease free radical damage from intense workouts.
Vanilla
Protects against free radical damage and adds great flavor without many extra calories.
Which ingredients do you all think cause the euphoria and energy with changes in attitude and feelings of superiority other users have reported in online reviews and who wants to try this stuff and report back for us and research it more?
I'm putting my money on concentrated Agave first off but I bet more of those are psychoactive. Agave is what mescaline is made from, and if you don't ferment it but concentrate it, I bet you are tripping like you would on many cacti. Most people wouldn't take it to Charlies level so they report and you can see in a video or two that hint of charlies attitude but not his level of fucked upness. I think he's just drinking this stuff constantly and in amounts nobody else ever has.
Let me know what you all think of the other ingredients potential for drug like effects. I can't afford to try it at all.
For instance it's known that other plants have small amounts of THC, but not enough to get you high normally, because you couldn't physically eat enough of them fast enough. They've just found a new way to make a health drug but I bet it's not too healthy either. Cram 15lbs of veggies into a concentrate and that's going to be insane amounts of bad things you wouldn't ever want in your body even if absolutely certain there's no pesticides etc. If there are any pesticides anti fungals, even neem oil in any of it, watch out, you're going to be fucked!
I hope the makers aren't cutting any corners there, or Charie's going to be the first veggie death in recorded history.
I like the guy, I can't get enough of watching him but it's sad you can tell he's near death. I never watched any shows with him in it, I don't know what 2 men is like I don't like kids and find them really annoying personally, so never watched it.
I used to have my own pandora's box as well, so I know the attitude but I also knew I could never let myself run wild like that, I'd never survive myself either. I just bang 7 gram bowls day and night and probably am killing myself with that, but sure as shit don't want anyone telling me I can't nor giving me a criminal record for having an addictive personality that's insane. It's a fact addiction is a disease and therefore you're getting criminalised for basically being born a certain way, in essence disabled.
He'd be far better off if he were allowed all the clean consistent strength coke he wanted. He'd live a lot longer and probably find sobriety on his own because he's not stupid. He also wouldn't have the negative view of sobriety he has now.
Huffing paint, gasoline, computer dusters, kids choking each other, meth, and all the strings of poisonous drugs that have come out and will continue to come out people are resorting to when restricted cleaner drugs like pot or even coke are syptoms of bad policy and worse than the original drugs we've had for thousands of years.
Coke is nothing health wise if it were clean and controlled to not be cut with poisonous crap compared to all these other new "options".
Pass the word though, there's a new drug on the market, and it's only like $90 per day unless you're charlie and you drink 10+ bottles a day or whatever he can cram down.
thedoc08
New Member
I stopped reading here because I realized you had a lot more stuff at the end of your list of killer vegetables. Let me first say that I'm not defending vegetables in any way, as I don't eat any. Nor fruits. Suffice to say I hate fruits and vegetables and don't particularly care for the nerds that eat them. Regardless, in defense of vegetables, I don't think you can OD on them.
DarthD3vl
Well-Known Member
actually you can od on everything, even water, but im not sure if its possible via extracts, more like pounds and pounds, vitamin d is a kidney poison, so anything really high in that could cause kidney failure...
but if you mix veggies with crack then you have a WINNING combo lol
thedoc08
New Member
His post was the same as criticizing Gatorade for being the new Tiger Blood. Haters ITT.
OregonMeds
Well-Known Member
Ignorance, laziness, my writing style is too dry and factual for you? What's your excuse for not reading my post but still calling it bullshit? Had you read it you could see in advance what you were about to post is wrong and stupid. What do you think weed is? Where do you think coke comes from? How about tripping on cacti? Opium popies? Where do you think heroin comes from? Get a clue dude they're all plants. Veggies are called veggies because we choose to call them that, but they're all plants and many many plants have psychoactive substances in them, even more to a degree small enough we don't notice their effect. (unless concentrated apparently). But this ingredient doesn't even look like it's needs to be concentrated and you don't have to ferment it at all to get high, it ferments itself while still alive. Guess I was right on this one ingredient anyway.
Eat that fast food victim! And never fuck with a nerd online, we'll always be the WINNER!
Some background on agave:
Psychoactive Material
– Aguamiel (Spanish, "honey water"), the sugary
juice that collects in the interior (the shaft) of
the plant.
Shortly before the plant is ready to develop
its inflorescence, a sap (aguamiel, met!) that is
very high in sugar accumulates in the shaft of
the plant underneath the leaf crown. This sap
apparently ferments as a result of microbial
(Pseudomonas lindneri) , wild yeast, or fungal
activity (Gon<;:alves 1956). The plant produces
the fermented drink known as pulque (also
mezcal or vino mezcal) on its own. This process
can be artificially controlled by removing a
portion of the leaf crown. When this is done,
the plant will produce a much greater quantity
of the inebriating juice (around 2 liters per
day). The plant will produce new pulque daily
for up to one month (Bye 1979a, 152f.*).
– Mescal worm (gusano de mescal)