NewGrowth
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Awwww....(sex kitten growl) do you want me to rub it and make it better?
Someone needs too especially because LG has me chasing the smart one . . . 
Stoney McFried's diary of a level two plant slayer(a grow journal)
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Someone needs too especially because LG has me chasing the smart one . . . 
Leilani Garden
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You do karaoke? OMG I'm so scared of drinking too much and hearing a song I love and thinking I might be able to pull that off.
When I am alone, I am a ROCK STAR! When I'm in public, I'm just a good dj. I hope that I never get so wasted that I think I can do the rock star thing in public. 
I am not a karaoke person, no way. Kudos to you for doing it!!
And you're very entertaining too. Are you busy next Saturday night? NG and I want to date you. We are both ONLY dating women from now on.
Leilani Garden
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You're chasing me? I thought it was the other gal, the one who's friends with some other broad who thinks she is so cool?
Well, that settles that. Now we all know that we both know. So? What do you say we date Stoney? Tips might not liked it, but he's getting it all the time, so what do we care if he is jealous, right?
Tips? Tips? Where are you? You know I love you, right?
Am I on the right thread? Is the THE I LOVE YOU thread? Or is this Stoney's Level Two Plant Slayer thread?
I am obviously very confused.
HELP!
NG is chasing me!
tipsgnob
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do you guys need a photographer??You do karaoke? OMG I'm so scared of drinking too much and hearing a song I love and thinking I might be able to pull that off.
I am not a karaoke person, no way. Kudos to you for doing it!!
And you're very entertaining too. Are you busy next Saturday night? NG and I want to date you. We are both ONLY dating women from now on.
Leilani Garden
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Well, you know, all my life, I've ha this rule: NO PICTURES! FORGET IT.
But since everything is changing now, I could consider that. I guess. But you can leave your Paris In Drag weed at home, okay? I don't think anyone's much interested in having him come along.
How's that new Kodak, btw, Tips? Looks like it takes some good pictures to me. That Paris In Drag was a very high quality shot.
Stoney McFried
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I like clowning around.I'm not gay, but I suppose in the interest of good manners, we could give it a try..let's let the boys tell us if it looks authentic
(trample!!!)
I'm kidding.I love you.
(trample!!!)
Your mom, your grandma, and your sister?Hard to please? Nah, you're just picky like me. Which is why I'm now only going to date women, because most men just take it too lightly. Make the reservations, honey! We're so perfect together. And you know it! kiss-ass
But you do agree that we're all feeling rather horny right now, right?
Stoney, you are so nice to let us all clown around like this in your journal. I love ya!
. . . so, what are you doing next Saturday night?
(Here comes the stampede you were talking about last night!)
NG . . . you know it, you do, I know you do, and so do you! And you know that I know you know and that you know I know. So let's just stop all the code speak, okay? xoxoxo
I'm kidding.I love you.
NewGrowth
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Yes and a play by play announcer please.
Dr. Greenhorn
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did I tell you I used to be a play by play announcer???!! LOL
Stoney McFried
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Awww.You chase till one of us catches you.
Yeah, I tried out for American idol..never sang on a stage before, and I got totally nervous and my voice came out in a squeak.So...I didn't even make round one.I was a semi finalist in a competition at a local bar, but I never went back to compete with the other person.I chickened out.I tend to sing shit like CCR "I'll put a spell on you, and Joey by concrete blond...not girly songs, like songs you have to scream to to hit the notes.I'm pretty good.
Let's all just have an orgy.No fights needed.You do karaoke? OMG I'm so scared of drinking too much and hearing a song I love and thinking I might be able to pull that off.
I am not a karaoke person, no way. Kudos to you for doing it!!
And you're very entertaining too. Are you busy next Saturday night? NG and I want to date you. We are both ONLY dating women from now on.
Yeah, but you'll have to find a guy who will be willing to screw us both after we've done the lesbian thing.Lord knows there just HAS to be a dick somewhere.You're chasing me? I thought it was the other gal, the one who's friends with some other broad who thinks she is so cool?
Well, that settles that. Now we all know that we both know. So? What do you say we date Stoney? Tips might not liked it, but he's getting it all the time, so what do we care if he is jealous, right?
Tips? Tips? Where are you? You know I love you, right?
Am I on the right thread? Is the THE I LOVE YOU thread? Or is this Stoney's Level Two Plant Slayer thread?
I am obviously very confused.
HELP!
NG is chasing me!
Leilani Garden
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I like clowning around.I'm not gay, but I suppose in the interest of good manners, we could give it a try..let's let the boys tell us if it looks authentic
Your mom, your grandma, and your sister?
I'm kidding.I love you.
Stoney, it is unkind to make fun of the mentally challenged, of which I am one tonight. I do not get this joke, but you're saying that you are only kidding, so I must assume: "You're . . . mocking me, aren't you? (Quick! Which movie is that from??? Toy Story!)
I'm not gay. Where did you get that idea? I'm just bored with the men in my area and I'm horny. It's just been too long. So? Because most of the men I meet, who are just fakes and think they can trick me, I've decided I'm only going to date women. Seriously, these guys are BORING. And they all think they're so original. They're not.
I used to avoid dating women because you know .. . they're just too fickle. Right? Well? Well?
NG, you want an announcer? Oh, you are so sick. Either that, or you are very horny. OH yeah, we've established that already.
I'm feeling very confused tonight. VERY.
Which thread are we on? My mother, my grandmother and my sister? I just don't get it. Went right over my head.
Uh oh. Now, I've become the dreaded dumb ones that NG does not want. Shit.
I'm kidding.I love you.
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tipsgnob
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it's prolly a good thing I didn't have a sister......I like clowning around.I'm not gay, but I suppose in the interest of good manners, we could give it a try..let's let the boys tell us if it looks authentic
Your mom, your grandma, and your sister?
I'm kidding.I love you.
Stoney McFried
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I was keeding!That mom, grandma and sister thing was for tips!
[/quote]Stoney, it is unkind to make fun of the mentally challenged, of which I am one tonight. I do not get this joke, but you're saying that you are only kidding, so I must assume: "You're . . . mocking me, aren't you? (Quick! Which movie is that from??? Toy Story!)
I'm not gay. Where did you get that idea? I'm just bored with the men in my area and I'm horny. It's just been too long. So? Because most of the men I meet, who are just fakes and think they can trick me, I've decided I'm only going to date women. Seriously, these guys are BORING. And they all think they're so original. They're not.
I used to avoid dating women because you know .. . they're just too fickle. Right? Well? Well?
NG, you want an announcer? Oh, you are so sick. Either that, or you are very horny. OH yeah, we've established that already.
I'm feeling very confused tonight. VERY.
Which thread are we on? My mother, my grandmother and my sister? I just don't get it. Went right over my head.
Uh oh. Now, I've become the dreaded dumb ones that NG does not want. Shit.
I'm kidding.I love you.
Leilani Garden
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Hired!did I tell you I used to be a play by play announcer???!! LOL
Hey Stoney? That song? I Put A Spell On You? I LOVE THAT SONG! Have you ever heard the cover by Bryan Ferry? ooooh, is that good. He makes it really spooky sounding. The first time I heard that song, way, way back in 1993, I went out and got the cd the very next day. The entire album, Taxi, is out of this frigging world!
I put a spell on .. .you . . . because you're mine .. . you've got to stop the things you do . . . like lyin' . . . I put a spell .. . on you . . . becauuuuse you're mine.
What a great song!
Did someone here mention something about a penis being available? Hmmm. Those things are kinda fun, now, aren't they?
Leilani Garden
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LMAO.I thought I was the penis, but I guess I'm just being a dick . . .
You know, I was DEDICATED to being grouchy today. I was, really. And now you have RUINED my bad mood for me.
THANK YOU!!! No, wait: Fuck you. You ruined my bad mood.
I'm miffed at you.
Dr. Greenhorn? Of course we are friends! We're both Hawaiin!
Oh, and Stoney? No wonder it went over my head: meant for Tips.
He's kinda quiet tonight. Must be a new breed/strain he's doing?
Tips? Is it?
NG, keeding you too. I LOVE you!
Stoney McFried
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No, I haven't.I tend to be a stick to the originals type of girl, lol.
I have to go, my old man wants to watch a movie with me.Love you all, feel free to hang out, there is some weed on the table, acid in the bowl on the left,and a ten gallon trash can of shrooms.
Here, give me that.
I thought I was the penis, but I guess I'm just being a dick . . .
I have to go, my old man wants to watch a movie with me.Love you all, feel free to hang out, there is some weed on the table, acid in the bowl on the left,and a ten gallon trash can of shrooms.
Leilani Garden
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Hey Stoney, you gotta hear this version of the song. Check it out on iTunes. Bryan Ferry, album is Taxi. Trust me, you will love it if you love that song.
Have fun with the movie. We'll just hang out and eat your shrooms. I don't do acid. Never know who put what in it!
But where is the powder room? I gotta powder my .. . nose.
Night Stoney! Thanks for hosting the party tonight! xoxoxo
Hey! Who put EVIL PRESENCE in the tags for this thread?
theloadeddragon
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wait.... what? Im lost..... I better go back to that last turn around and see if that stoney chic will give me directions....
Stoney McFried
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My directions are: Don't eat the brown acid!
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