Stupid Stoner Story!

plantsinpants

Well-Known Member
:o:joint:one fine morning @ 6am i was heading to work in an old country side road that im pretty familiar with, anyways, i stoped in the middle of a 1 mile stretch confident that i had time to make a hole in a coke bottle to smoke hash before any cars passed in this boony part of town, anyways when i finished with my bottle i lifted my head to see a cop parked right beside me!1!:shock: :o:spew: i rolled down my window with the smell of burnt plastic, and he said " is there a problem " i said " nope just dropped my cigarette , had to stop" he said " so your all right? " i said " oh yeah just fine , then he left and i got baked on marocan hash!! lol THATS MY STONER STORY
 

plantsinpants

Well-Known Member
Heh good excuse, quick thinking

yeah it was like in the movie ' old school ' when will ferrel is in a debate and he just says the right thing then afterwards is like " what just happened??" LOL when the cop left my heart was pounding and i didnt even realise that i had said the most perfect excuse ever!!
 

Potterpan

Active Member
As payback I filled a bowl halfway up with beaners an top with ganj an told him I was good an he can have the rest,,,,
The Funny part, He noticed he wasnt getting Smoke so He ripped it harder an harder each time. :D
 
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