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Ya takes it where ya finds it! cn
Such thing as a soulmate?
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Ya takes it where ya finds it! cn
patlpp
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PussymOneyWeed
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Don't worry, love you too bro.lol
mysunnyboy
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Carne Seca
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My soulmate has been dead for 20 years and I still ache in my heart when I think of him. 
Sandbagger
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This is way more funny than your Ron Paul shit !!
mysunnyboy
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My soulmate has been dead for 20 years and I still ache in my heart when I think of him.
i can not begin to image your pain brother
sso
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oh yes, there is such a thing as a soulmate and she threatened to turn into a nagging bitch.
i just said "no sex!"
which is a very real threat, since basically, in sex its a much bigger job for the man to keep the woman happy.
i just gotta stick it in and move it bit, voila, orgasm.
but to make the wife happy i gotta do all sorta stuff and prolong the whole affair quite a bit. (actually, the easiest way to make a woman orgasm is just to let her be on top and go wild
)
nah, but to be serious (more anyway)
yeah, seems most women get the upperhand with the sex threat
which is absolutely ridiculous, considering the fact that they dont really have to do a thing to keep a man happy lol.
but yeah, basically i keep the wife happy with 1 or 2 orgasm per day, she gets cranky if i miss a day or 2 (im old)
that and the occasional massage, plus she can do what she wants unless it involves something i dont want.
but if ya really want to keep a woman happy, learn to lick a pussy. (coming too quick is usually solved by regular sex which being good at licking a pussy, really helps with(though if its a real problem, just pull it out just before you orgasm and lick some pussy till you calm down, then start again, another tip, men come slower if the woman is on top and the woman can come quicker (though missionary and going real deep and bit slow, drive´s them wild (though can make the man come alot quicker too lol, so best reserved for last)
oh and hugging and kissing is very important, falling asleep cuddling is a big step in keeping a smile on her face.
and if none of this works, she probably has issues about sex or herself and needs professional help (or someone really understanding
)
i just said "no sex!"
which is a very real threat, since basically, in sex its a much bigger job for the man to keep the woman happy.
i just gotta stick it in and move it bit, voila, orgasm.
but to make the wife happy i gotta do all sorta stuff and prolong the whole affair quite a bit. (actually, the easiest way to make a woman orgasm is just to let her be on top and go wild
)nah, but to be serious (more anyway)
yeah, seems most women get the upperhand with the sex threat
which is absolutely ridiculous, considering the fact that they dont really have to do a thing to keep a man happy lol.
but yeah, basically i keep the wife happy with 1 or 2 orgasm per day, she gets cranky if i miss a day or 2 (im old
)that and the occasional massage, plus she can do what she wants unless it involves something i dont want.
but if ya really want to keep a woman happy, learn to lick a pussy. (coming too quick is usually solved by regular sex which being good at licking a pussy, really helps with(though if its a real problem, just pull it out just before you orgasm and lick some pussy till you calm down, then start again, another tip, men come slower if the woman is on top and the woman can come quicker (though missionary and going real deep and bit slow, drive´s them wild (though can make the man come alot quicker too lol, so best reserved for last)
oh and hugging and kissing is very important, falling asleep cuddling is a big step in keeping a smile on her face.
and if none of this works, she probably has issues about sex or herself and needs professional help (or someone really understanding
)silasraven
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lifes too short to live it alone. what of being passionate yet the other half is just so overwhelmed with the world they cant see clear? soulmate is a very tricky thing
Sandbagger
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oh yes, there is such a thing as a soulmate and she threatened to turn into a nagging bitch.
i just said "no sex!"
which is a very real threat, since basically, in sex its a much bigger job for the man to keep the woman happy.
i just gotta stick it in and move it bit, voila, orgasm.
but to make the wife happy i gotta do all sorta stuff and prolong the whole affair quite a bit. (actually, the easiest way to make a woman orgasm is just to let her be on top and go wild
nah, but to be serious (more anyway)
yeah, seems most women get the upperhand with the sex threat
which is absolutely ridiculous, considering the fact that they dont really have to do a thing to keep a man happy lol.
but yeah, basically i keep the wife happy with 1 or 2 orgasm per day, she gets cranky if i miss a day or 2 (im old
that and the occasional massage, plus she can do what she wants unless it involves something i dont want.
but if ya really want to keep a woman happy, learn to lick a pussy. (coming too quick is usually solved by regular sex which being good at licking a pussy, really helps with(though if its a real problem, just pull it out just before you orgasm and lick some pussy till you calm down, then start again, another tip, men come slower if the woman is on top and the woman can come quicker (though missionary and going real deep and bit slow, drive´s them wild (though can make the man come alot quicker too lol, so best reserved for last)
oh and hugging and kissing is very important, falling asleep cuddling is a big step in keeping a smile on her face.
and if none of this works, she probably has issues about sex or herself and needs professional help (or someone really understanding
Wow, she has you pussy-whipped. The woman should be doing the massaging and giving head in most relationships. I guess YOU gotta do what YOU gotta do,lol.
silasraven
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i agree with SSO. why is it always a man who gets what he wants. she is what is most important
Sandbagger
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LOL. Are you female ?? If not you must be whipped too.
Urca
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hmm, i do that for the guy i see, and i get shit back. Shit, he wont even sleep with me or touch me lower than my chest, but god forbid if I dont blow him. it goes both ways
Sandbagger
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And you love him for it. If you had a nice guy you would shit all over him.
sso
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i get massage when i want, sex when i want, plus my wife Loves to cook for me.
basically i do what i want and vice versa. (isnt really that much about either that bugs either)
she does´nt even smoke and does not mind my growing or smoking, she did complain that i smoked too much at the beginning, but once she saw how good it was for me, she stopped that.
and i dont quite agree with silasraven.
we are both as important. life for her without me would suck as much as mine without her.
me culturing my soft side however is what made it work.
hard breaks anyway, soft is much stronger in the end..
plus once i just went with it, im just much happier (cuddling kittens instead of some "manly" shit)
Urca
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um, no. im not that kind of girl. i want to make the guy happy, i dont expect to made happy, but at this point in time its getting ridiculous
sso
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i went through alot of relationships and a heartbreak or 2.
till i finally wised up and said "if it aint True Love, fuck it"
then i just waited, intimate relationships are not worth it without true love, not unless its just pure sex (if you can keep that going without heartbreak on either side lol, we all need love)
and one day, boom.
been 3 years and i still get near a heart attack thinking about life without her, id probably drop dead soon after if she died.. (a thought that i just dont entertain, i she died, id simply die and i do not fear death, i fear life without her.)
till i finally wised up and said "if it aint True Love, fuck it"
then i just waited, intimate relationships are not worth it without true love, not unless its just pure sex (if you can keep that going without heartbreak on either side lol, we all need love)
and one day, boom.
been 3 years and i still get near a heart attack thinking about life without her, id probably drop dead soon after if she died.. (a thought that i just dont entertain, i she died, id simply die and i do not fear death, i fear life without her.)
