I once got pulled over after surfing, and was sitting on beach towel to keep my seat from getting wet, I put my dugout under my towel and two cops got out and walked up on both sides of my car. He said "I pulled you over for your brake light, but that they were also having a lot of problems with drugs and weapons in the area right now also so do you mind if we take a look in your car?" I said nope, they said ok well we can either take a look in your car or call a k9, i just smiled and said ok please call the k9. So they walked back to their car and I just sat there thinking "shit, why did I say please call a k9". anywho they walked back up to my window a few minutes later and said, "look, we dont understand why you would want us to call a k9 if you had drugs on you, so that makes us think that you have some weapons". I had to laugh in their face on that one, because im definetly not the type to be violent or have weapons. So he said let us just look under your seats and trunk and we will be on our way. I said fine just under my seats and trunk like a dumbass haha, so he opens my door and puts his hand on my beach towel pretty much grabbing my dugout thats underneath, and says he's clear, have a good day sir, phew what a relief, there was a group of people standing around watching me get searched, and watched the cops leave, after they were far gone i lit up my bat in front of my audience and blew a big ol hit out of the window, the look on their face was priceless