Take a fucking bath

stumpjumper

Well-Known Member

• Nov 6, 2012

• #1

I work with this big fat dude that does nothing but eat and shit all day and the motherfucker has the worse smell to him, I can't stand being within 30 feet of the guy because his smell makes me want to puke..

Gross...

 

rainman36

Well-Known Member

• Nov 6, 2012

• #2

Kind of like a musky,spoiled mayo kind of smell?

 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member

• Nov 6, 2012

• #3

Doesn't your company have a personal hygiene set of standards in your employee handbook?

 

ebgood

Well-Known Member

• Nov 6, 2012

• #4

hey at least its a dude. nothin worse than a musty ass female

 

srh88

Well-Known Member

• Nov 6, 2012

• #5

pee on him and just say he already smelled like a toilet

 

nick88

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• Nov 6, 2012

• #6

Tomorrow at work go up and hand him some toilet paper.. When he asks what it;s for... Tell him to wipe his ass, cause he smells like shit.

 

ebgood

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• Nov 6, 2012

• #7

this would make a good what would you do episode

 

stumpjumper

Well-Known Member

• Nov 6, 2012

• #8

No we don't have a company handbook..

Yeah the smell is bad. I thought with the cooler weather here he might not sweat so much and not smell so bad, but no suck luck..

Yeah the women have a nastier smell, I worked with one of those too once.. damn she was NASTYYYY.. you didn't dare go in the bathroom after her... We were stuck in a 10'x20' room all day with her, that was horrid..

 

obijohn

Well-Known Member

• Nov 6, 2012

• #9

I shower every morning, even after one day I need it. Hate the feeling of not being clean. My daughter in law doesn't have a clue about personal hygiene, she might take a shower once a week. When she goes out she just applies deodorant to her pits, so then she smells like BO and some perfumey shit.

I couldn't imagine anyone being able to stand having sex with her

 

rowlman

Well-Known Member

• Nov 6, 2012

• #10

Mmmmm....this threads makin me hungry.

 

bluntmassa1

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• Nov 6, 2012

• #11

stumpjumper said:

I work with this big fat dude that does nothing but eat and shit all day and the motherfucker has the worse smell to him, I can't stand being within 30 feet of the guy because his smell makes me want to puke..

Gross...

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lol, I had the same problem when I worked at K mart a few years ago this one kid no older then 17 reaked he wasn't fat or nothing but oh my god I was in the back room I didn't even see the kid I didn't even see no one back their and all I could smell was BO I'm sniffing my arm pits like wtf is that me then I see the kid a good 20-30 feet away. they actually had this kid working electronics and thats all you could smell any were near that kid even after he walked down an isle 5 minutes ago you would smell it.

 

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kermit2692

Well-Known Member

• Nov 6, 2012

• #12

i had this happen before lol....this kid was pretty fat but not like rolly or anything and he would come to work..hair looked wet tho...but still smelling just horribly my boss sent him home like two seperate times and hes like once, i just took a shower.....never decided if i believed him or not but now im thinking this, maybe these smelly people do shower enough but they dont ever do their damn laundry and they just aquire this nasty smell on their clothes from always wearing them too much before cleaning them...

 

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meechz 024

Active Member

• Nov 6, 2012

• #13

bluntmassa, are those your dogs? they look awesome.

 

Trolling

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• Nov 6, 2012

• #14

https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/541781-random-jibber-jabber-thread.html

 

Blue Wizard

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• Nov 6, 2012

• #15

I worked with a guy like that a few years ago.

I clocked in for work and went to the loading dock so I could prepare the truck for unloading, I thought I smelled a gas leak. We have a heater hanging up above the bay doors and I thought maybe it was leaking gas, it smelled really strong.

So I run up to my shift manager and tell him we have a major gas leak in the back, it must be coming from the heater.

He sighs and says, it's probably Mike the new guy...

I've never smelled anyone with BO that bad, thankfully after a couple of months he quit.

 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member

• Nov 6, 2012

• #16

obijohn said:

I shower every morning, even after one day I need it. Hate the feeling of not being clean. My daughter in law doesn't have a clue about personal hygiene, she might take a shower once a week. When she goes out she just applies deodorant to her pits, so then she smells like BO and some perfumey shit.

I couldn't imagine anyone being able to stand having sex with her

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I shower every morning after my run and then I take a bath in the evening before bed. I can't stand going to sleep knowing I have the day's funk on me.

 

slowbus

New Member

• Nov 6, 2012

• #17

grow up n get over it

 

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silasraven

Well-Known Member

• Nov 6, 2012

• #18

not just any bath a fucking bath

 

berad4guvna

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• Nov 6, 2012

• #19

obijohn said:

I shower every morning, even after one day I need it. Hate the feeling of not being clean. My daughter in law doesn't have a clue about personal hygiene, she might take a shower once a week. When she goes out she just applies deodorant to her pits, so then she smells like BO and some perfumey shit.

I couldn't imagine anyone being able to stand having sex with her

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I cant resist, but isn't your biological son pokin her smelly bumb LOL, LMFAO? Man I want to shower just reading this Stump.

 

dirtsurfr

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• Nov 6, 2012

• #20

Take some of this to work and use as needed, problem solved.