Take a fucking bath

meechz 024 said:

bluntmassa, are those your dogs? they look awesome.

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YA, I agree sick pits!

slowbus said:

grow up n get over it

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Says a smelly one?

If you can't come around other people without smelling like a greasy ass-crack stay the fuck home. I don't want to smell you and I don't want to spend 8 hours of my day smelling it.

I take the time to shower twice daily, and I wear good smelling $70 cologne, not to cover anything up either (just for the ladies). I do not smell offensive, I don't smell like rotten shit...

I sure the fuck don't need to grow up, someone needs to go fucking wash.

i use to work with a guy that his hair was so greasy it looked like he just got out of the shower, I honestly don't think the guy showered for months at a time. poor dude.
Another guy I work with offered him to come to his house and use his shower, the guy quit the next day.

I'm in close quarters with dudes that work themselves to exhaustion sometimes. Thankfully we all have some common sense about hygeine . The absolute fucking worst smell, to me, is fermented sweat, like from a hard hat liner. And this one time, at band camp... Numerous hands had warned this guy, clean your fucking brain bucket. I was more tactful. I just threw it in the dumpster. What I could never understand is how he could stand that retchid putrid stench, let alone wear it!

stumpjumper said:

Says a smelly one?

If you can't come around other people without smelling like a greasy ass-crack stay the fuck home. I don't want to smell you and I don't want to spend 8 hours of my day smelling it.

I take the time to shower twice daily, and I wear good smelling $70 cologne, not to cover anything up either (just for the ladies). I do not smell offensive, I don't smell like rotten shit...

I sure the fuck don't need to grow up, someone needs to go fucking wash.

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Then tell him...it's not rude, don't be scured.

Yes it is rude, I don't want to hurt the guys feelings..

stumpjumper said:

I work with this big fat dude that does nothing but eat and shit all day and the motherfucker has the worse smell to him, I can't stand being within 30 feet of the guy because his smell makes me want to puke..

Gross...

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I used to work with a girl like that in a care home she smelt rank, her teeth were green and she kept sratching her head, I had to lift one of the residents with her and I noticed a huge headlice crawling in her hair it was gross, I told the manager I couldn't work with her anymore so she had a word with her about her hygeine, she didn't take to kindly to it and left thank god for that

stumpjumper said:

Yes it is rude, I don't want to hurt the guys feelings..

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Then what are you bitching about if you're not going to do anything?

The only thing I smell, is pussy. And it's wafting from your direction.

TheChosen said:

Then what are you bitching about if you're not going to do anything?

The only thing I smell, is pussy. And it's wafting from your direction.

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my thoughts,exactly
thats why I typed grow up n get over it.
FWIW-I am a smelly bastard, from time to time.Never used man perfume and there is dirt under my nails

Fuck guys, There is a kid down the street from me with a learning disorder who takes a shower twice a day(his mom forces him) but his BO is so bad it just comes right back and breaks through his deoderant and crap. I feel sorry for the kid, There have been 2 people I have met with this problem. I believe it is a genetic problem they have and it is not based on their hygene I mean I get it that if they dont take a shower for a week they stink but these people shower daily and still stink. They get ridiculed when they are near other kids and it's kind of pathetic to make fun of somebody for something they cant control... not saying everybody has that problem but it is a problem that people DO have, I saw a kid get bullied all through high school because of it. just my .02

i've mostly worked at office type places, and there was always a handbook that talked about proper hygiene. however, a random coworker couldn't just go up to the stinky guy and say something about it, because that same handbook had rules about harassment and the chain of command, etc.

at one place there was a giant fat lady who literally (yes, LITERALLY) made my nose burn. she also had some skin thing and her armrests on her chair were always caked with white skin goop and her headset earpiece was always full of some kind of crud. her hair was clearly rarely washed along with the rest of her. she had some health issues so it was like walking a tightrope to bring the subject up because no one wants to get sued. i don't see why it's so easy to implement a perfume ban but so hard to get rid of stinky people. no one wants to be mean but do these people realize that dozens of people have to share a small space with them while also trying to remain productive? work from home for fuck's sake.

Well if being a pussy is not wanting to hurt some guys feelings by telling him he fucking stinks then I guess I'm a pussy.

I don't know what his deal is, he's a nice guy, but I don't want to smell him.

Now, if some guy called me a pussy to my face and I knocked his teeth out, would I still be a pussy?

There are several health issues that cause foul body odor. Certain kinds of diabetes in their severe stages, hormone issues, and some cancers along with other illnesses can cause horrible body odors. There is little these people can do to alter it. I have a thing about bad smells. I gag easy. Changing my kids diapers was torture for me. But I doubt I would say anything, unless it became unbearable.
I feel sorry for those who cannot help it. That's just me though. I was raised to be polite.
Being polite is a Southern thing...

pen47Tex said:

There are several health issues that cause foul body odor. Certain kinds of diabetes in their severe stages, hormone issues, and some cancers along with other illnesses can cause horrible body odors. There is little these people can do to alter it. I have a thing about bad smells. I gag easy. Changing my kids diapers was torture for me. But I doubt I would say anything, unless it became unbearable.
I feel sorry for those who cannot help it. That's just me though. I was raised to be polite.
Being polite is a Southern thing...

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Uh uh you're obviously a pussy like me....

I worked with a guy that had the worst breath..
I'd be running my lathe making parts and he would get right up in my face to talk to me,
I could only back away so far before the work bench stopped me.
So one day I was hung over real bad and he comes in and got me cornered and I looked at him and
said >>.....<< WTF? You eatting old road kill for breakfast or what??????
He backed off and kept his distance, dude was a total pig. But a real nice guy.

i work with a guy like this , he is just so lazy he doesnt wash for weeks on end , hes about 20 st and eats an absolutely shocking amount of food everyday , hes totally disgusting , i have honestly never smelt anything so bad in my life , its worse than someone with BO , its a smell of shit sweat and its allmost like a fishy fungus smell it actually makes you vomit.
in a 15 min break , he eats two packs of sandwiches ,a two pack of steak pies , 2 or 3 bags of crisps , scotch eggs , chocolate bars and a 2ltre bottle of coke .
his breath is just as bad as his farting .
the problem with this fat mess is that he gets some kind of sick pleasure from people having to smell his foul shit everyday , i once caught him , grinning and smilling to himself when he thought no one could see him , he was behind these boxes and was wafting his fart towards other people when they all strted smelling it , he was there smiling to himself .
hes been warned twice about his lack of hygiene, but he dosent care , hes just to lazy to take a shower or bath .He never washes his work uniform .
the best bit about it is he actually has a girlfriend , so what she must be like is beyond belief , i swear down i cant physically stand next to the guy for more than a few seconds without dry heaving .
i would kind of feel sorry for the guy coz he is absolutely disgusting and must have mental problems , but to top it all off the guy is a totally arrogant know it all piece of shit , who would take great pleasure in fucking something up for you .he really is a horrible person .