DSB65
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if the pussy isnt clean enough to eat then its no good to fuck...
Tell Me The Most Funniest Sex Incident You Ever Had And I'll Tell You Mine?
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Urca
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nah too many people from my school died. or got pregnant. but my school was hella dope, im really proud to have gone there, despite what people may say. best four years of my life. and people were always doing some crazy shit. my middle school we had a mini riot, a huge rumble, and a girl got fucked on the p.e. field
shmow52
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where'd you grow up? lol. mexico?
DSB65
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yes a crazy ass school..so how cum your still a virgin????????
Dizzle Frost
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thats so fuckin awesome! i love a girl who can fuck thru a riot!
ganjames
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This one time in junior high I took a liking to this girl and we talked for a few days and kissed each other at school and shit. Then like 4 days later I starting talking to this other girl and ended up kissing her at school and started walking to class with her. I remember the chick I was with first was walking behind me and the new chick so she called my name and I straight up blew her off.
I still feel bad about it to this day..
To all the women out there that I've made fall in love with me and then blew them off.. I'm very sorry lol
I still feel bad about it to this day..
To all the women out there that I've made fall in love with me and then blew them off.. I'm very sorry lol
Urca
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lol cause im a big girl and didnt even get my first kiss until like a week and a half after i turned 18
Dizzle Frost
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props dude!
i always wanted to go and apologize to every girl i ruined when i was younger to
DSB65
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do you feel better now that you got that off your chest..i almost got all teary eyed...
Urca
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and it wasnt crazy all the time. mostly pretty calm, just had big instances of crazy, a good majority of the craziest shit happened outside of school, but yeah. just 95% calm then bam something huge would happen... lots of little stuff but nothing major for a while. lots of fights though
DSB65
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but they say big girls give the best head...
ganjames
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I have her number, and I have apologized to her.
She's a fucking dime too, too bad I fucked that up.
If I still lived in that state I would hit her up for drinks asap
Urca
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lol idk about that, never done it.
Dizzle Frost
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i been drinking,,,but i think im gonna call my ex and say sorry now
Pipe Dream
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Sorry bro I can't let you do that. Friends don't let friends drunk dial. You'll thank me for it in thhe morning.
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when I was young and living with my mom I would fuck girls in my trap house.I had a crackhead in there and this bitch was fucking bad and definitely didn't look like she smoked.So shes sucking my dick and I eventually bend her over and start hitting it from the back.Like 10 minutes go by and out of no where my mom and aunt walk in cause I just got out and my aunt wanted to see me,well my mom went fucking crazy and my aunt grabs this girl by her hair and starts whailing on her face.They jumped this poor girl so bad she had to get like 60 stitches in her mouth cause some of her teeth went through her lips and cheeks and the rest were on the floor.
I still remember some dumbass getting happy as shit cause he thought he found a rock on the ground.I was like thats that bitch vickys teeth you fucking dickhead lol.
I still remember some dumbass getting happy as shit cause he thought he found a rock on the ground.I was like thats that bitch vickys teeth you fucking dickhead lol.