Tell Me The Most Funniest Sex Incident You Ever Had And I'll Tell You Mine?

...... said:

when I was young and living with my mom I would fuck girls in my trap house.I had a crackhead in there and this bitch was fucking bad and definitely didn't look like she smoked.So shes sucking my dick and I eventually bend her over and start hitting it from the back.Like 10 minutes go by and out of no where my mom and aunt walk in cause I just got out and my aunt wanted to see me,well my mom went fucking crazy and my aunt grabs this girl by her hair and starts whailing on her face.They jumped this poor girl so bad she had to get like 60 stitches in her mouth cause some of her teeth went through her lips and cheeks and the rest were on the floor.
I still remember some dumbass getting happy as shit cause he thought he found a rock on the ground.I was like thats that bitch vickys teeth you fucking dickhead lol.

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Pipe Dream said:

Sorry bro I can't let you do that. Friends don't let friends drunk dial. You'll thank me for it in thhe morning.

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ganjames said:

It's almost 2am here.
But if its not late where you're at, hit her up. tell her sorry.

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ganjames said:

unless your too shitfaced.
don't call and start crying and shit

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Urca said:

wtf, why did they jump her like that? why did you let them?

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Dizzle Frost said:

good pooint..thanks homie

yea same here ....btu her husband fucking hates me

yea im not calling now..who knows what will happen ..prolly a bad choice if i do

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ganjames said:

Oh shit she's married. I think the girl I fucked over is single.
I better act fast!

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...... said:

when I was young and living with my mom I would fuck girls in my trap house.I had a crackhead in there and this bitch was fucking bad and definitely didn't look like she smoked.So shes sucking my dick and I eventually bend her over and start hitting it from the back.Like 10 minutes go by and out of no where my mom and aunt walk in cause I just got out and my aunt wanted to see me,well my mom went fucking crazy and my aunt grabs this girl by her hair and starts whailing on her face.They jumped this poor girl so bad she had to get like 60 stitches in her mouth cause some of her teeth went through her lips and cheeks and the rest were on the floor.
I still remember some dumbass getting happy as shit cause he thought he found a rock on the ground.I was like thats that bitch vickys teeth you fucking dickhead lol.

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DSB65 said:

Dont know if this is funny or gross...i was fuckin this girl in the butt and i pulled out for a minute and there was this little turd on the head of my dick..well i just thumped it off and it stuck to the wall then went back to fuckin..always wondered what she thought when she found a turd on the wall...

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Urca said:

lol it would be nice if i could get an apology from the guys who fucked me over... especially the one before the last one. he fucked me over so good.... had me crying for two months

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Urca said:

wtf, why did they jump her like that? why did you let them?

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Dizzle Frost said:

yeah she married..we all knoweachother to....hubby is a tool

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Tenner said:

Don`t call her if she has a husband. If you do care for her then you care for her relationship too and calling her up at night apologising isn`t good for that. How about daytime?

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ganjames said:

Girls have fucked me over plenty and I never got an apology.

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...... said:

idk I just remember hearing get the fuck off my son you filthy ass whore followed by a mean ass right hook.I didn't stop her cause its family and they were bent on beating the hell out this girl.There was nothing I could do and they fucked me over from getting pussy for awhile when all the other girls in the neighborhood heard about it.

I still feel so bad for that girl but it was nice actually seeing my mom and aunt working together like that lol its usually them fighting.

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