Texas Growers Unite!

gfreeman said:

^ soooo much funnier when you hear me do it.

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i doubt it ....

well then your probably white robert, and country. seeing as you live in south tx i wouldnt doubt you dont find this funny as it probably hits close to home. cowboy

meant no offense tho. but if you take it as such. well then so be it john wayne.

Capital city texas stand up

Growing some og kush,shushkaberry,green crack...

datboixt said:

Growing some og kush,shushkaberry,green crack...

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Bust out some GC clones.......

gfreeman said:

well your right. when i was younger i did bring it on myself. but this last one. i felt jipped. idk. ive wised up compadre, im going to fly right until probations over. all the while growing my own. so come this Dec. when i report for the last time, im going to blaze it like it going out of style. and your right. i should be more careful in this state. the cops are harsh.

I often joke that in order to get any slack from the cops you must drive around with three things.
1.) a can of Dr. pepper
2.) a can of copenhagen(Tabacco dip)
3.)a country station preset on ur radio.

that way when u get pulled over you push the preset for country, stick some dip in yer mouth, and hold the dp can. when approached by the cop say, " well hay thur officer, give me one sec this that brookes and dunn song! whoo wee....."

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Your fucking right.
But texas is a vast and wide contains every type of person.
Just Play your area, Fit the Scene, Blend it.

But Here you need to just be on your best behavior.
Keep it to the privacy of your home.

What Happens with our House Bill 164 168 or something like that?

MuntantLizzard said:

Your fucking right.
But texas is a vast and wide contains every type of person.
Just Play your area, Fit the Scene, Blend it.

But Here you need to just be on your best behavior.
Keep it to the privacy of your home.

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Don't forget to have the Green-eyed Infateable Goat, if in South Texas. Mine comes with batteries, sings Seven Spanish Angels. The Law Dogs love it.... I carry stale donuts.. when I see the flashing lights, I toss a few... It gives me time to finish off the Mad Dog, dig fishing worms, & go camping. Any beer drinkers out there?

The Federally employed Mailman came today, brought me what all my hopes & dreams are made of.....
#1.) 20 C-99/Chemdog beans;
#2.) 20 Mind Bender beans;
#3.) 20 Orange Bud beans;
#4.) 20 Black Jack beans; and
#5.) Beefsteak Tomato beans.
I'm all fucking excited. Now I can do my second full blown outdoor grow. I had to chop up the last in 09, biggest, just starting to flower was 8 1/2 ft. tall, 1 1/2 inch per day growth. 80 grand worth of shit. Area, 10 X 15, cattle panels for fence, all together, total, 30 Ladies. Soil,... couldn't dig in the hard shit. Even the wild boars has a pick/axe strapped to it's back. I dumped two pick-up loads of Rabbit shit in the spot. Record heat, record drought. 250 gals of water, ever other day. I took 3 gal. plastic containers, cut the bottom out, placed up side down, as deep as possible, placed Babies, mixed soil with a handfull of Red Wigglers per Baby, 45 total. The dry soil mix was 75% pure Rabbit shit, 25% dirt from worm farm. Added to this was (for 45 Babies), 45 hands full of wholeground Cornmeal, 45 of Epson Salt, 45 palm size Greensand, and some Microbial stuff. The watering, 2 Ozs. per gal of molasses, 4 Oz. for original start, Liquid Seaweed, Aleo Vera Juice, & Fish Emusion. This-every week, w/ molasses/seaweed foliar feeding. One week prior to cut-down (Law Heat too much), I applied Rose Glo.
Since then, Thrive is on the market, better than the single life microbial shit I had. Will add "Growing Green", Bio Wash, Bragg's Organic Apple Cider ( see Garret Juice-dirtdoctor.com) I'll make my own Aleo Tea, I've got acess to some plants. I believe that's about it. Liquid Seaweed is a natural rooting stimulator, so I'll soak the bean in 1 cup of water with 2 drops of seaweed, to sprout. Then 50/50 good soil, rabbit manure. It has to be rinsed off, the rabbit urine is too strong. I would like to use different types of manure because different animals has different varitities of intestinal bacterias, but most hay fields are sprayed with a Herbicide with Pic-la-ram(sp?), it's not good for the Ladies. To test, place manure in 5 gal bucket with water, set 24 hours. Pour tea on broad leaf plant/weed. If it dies within 24 hours, don't use. I also want to make Compost tea this year. One bag of Lady Bug's Vortex, rabbit manure, thrive & molasses for the compost tea makings.One gal per 7 to 10 gals of water mixture. I guess that's about it. Did I miss something?
Now, How to start a Journal???

glad to see you back south texas!!!

Damn South Texas, I like your style!! If you start a journal I definitely want to check it out.

South Texas said:

Don't forget to have the Green-eyed Infateable Goat, if in South Texas. Mine comes with batteries, sings Seven Spanish Angels. The Law Dogs love it.... I carry stale donuts.. when I see the flashing lights, I toss a few... It gives me time to finish off the Mad Dog, dig fishing worms, & go camping. Any beer drinkers out there?

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lmmfao (laughin my mother fuckin ass off!) in my head, bc im a lil tipsy.

* ok drunk, after reading my post i became drunk.

For those of Us that refuse to drive sober with all the idiot drivers out there, a legal aid kit is needed.
Purchase a pint size bottle of whisky, and keep it close at hand in your vehicle at all times, unopened. When the lights flash, & you know your fucked, stop the vehicle immediately, grab the bottle, step out of the car, and in plain site of the Law Dog, open the bottle quickly and take a big-ass swig, & pour the rest out in front of the Law Dog.
What we have now is not a Guy driving while drunk, because the consumed whsky deletes that proof on breath test. How much you consumed is also negated because the remaining contents has been poured out. Of course the Law Man will realize He had just been fucked, but what's the poor Boy to do.
Towing your vehicle was going to happen anyway. But you won't get DWI/DUI, just Public Intox. Do the math, one cost thousand's, ther other, about $300 with towing fees.
I don't see how people smoke & drive. After smoking just a little Afghan, I can't find my way out of a Parking Lot. But with drinking, I may hit a few Kids & Nuns, but I do make it out!!
So Kev!!!! What's up, Dude?
For the record, I relocated from South Texas to NE Texas Somewhere between Dallas & Lousy-anna. The humidity is at least bearable.

to bad SoTex as i'm going to gonzales today.

i just don't drink alc and i don't get a DWI

Ahll Dude, I was 10 miles West of there. For $10 per truck load of Rabbit Manure, it's right outside Gonzales, the Man has a loader. Compare the cost of that to potting soil.

after you told me about rabbit shit i went and bought a couple of rabbits, a non stop supply of top dressing and the plants love it. thanks south texas!!!!

Where's the best smoke, with the best prices at? Spread the Luv.. Inbox ya boi ; )

Hey Kev., thought about the same thing. Then done the math. All I wanted was the manure. The cost of rasing Rabbits, daily tending to, cages, waterers, cost of the food. How much, Kev? $10 bucks a full truckload for me. Also, I lived in a cage for 5 years, I'll not impose that on any animal. I would LOVE to fence in a 100 by 100 ft. area, have a natural habitat for swamp Rabbits. When Rabbits eat at my garden, I invest a whole extra 50. cents for a 1,000 more plants, Greens & stuff. Let them have it. A water bowl in direct Sun will run up to 140 degrees, not good. Later Fat Freddie.

if i knew where to buy rabbit poo for 10 bucks a truck load i wouldn't have them. the rabbitries around here get 7 bucks for a feed sack full of shit. my rabbits get fed a good diet of stuff that gets pulled up out of the gardens, some alpha grass that i grow and 2 or 3 bags of rabbit food a year. so maybe 25 to 30 dollars a year. i've gotten into buying and selling chickens too so i'm already out in the yard doing something, might as well feed a couple of rabbits and smoke and smoke a joint.

Dude, you got Chickens? I had 35 New Hampshire Reds, layed double size extra large eggs. Yeah, $10 bucks a truck load. Filled to top of the cab. This Dude here is paying $80 bucks for compost, same for mulch. Like pissing up a wet rope. Order 1 lb. of red wigglers, toss below each pen. Ants. no problem, the molasses spray will drive them away. For some reason. they don't like molasses. Always add same amount of seaweed with molasses, it 10 folds the soil.